"Hello and welcome to God PLC. I'm sorry but your 'Higher Authority Of Choice' and his Transcendent Representatives are all busy dealing with other prayers at this time. Your prayer does matter to us so please stay on the line and we'll get round to answering yours as soon as we can. Shalom/Salaam/Peace unto you for your patience."
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"Hello and welcome to God PLC. I'm sorry but your 'Higher Authority Of Choice' and his Transcendent Representatives are all busy dealing with other prayers at this time. Your prayer does matter to us so please stay on the line and we'll get round to answering yours as soon as we can. Shalom/Salaam/Peace unto you for your patience."