What people said about MotherFist’s jam My Vag

26 Comments (since 11 Sep 2015)

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

#HolyPussyJam

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

@philipnareike The cat that got the cream.

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

Morning @christineb

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

Can I get the Meat & 2 vag lunch special please

5 years, 4 months ago

jackietheripper

i'll have what he's having..

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

'...is like cottage cheese..' Hahaha

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

Sounds as if she needs some plain yoghurt...

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

@philipnareike @jackietheripper Dining at the downstairs restaurant?

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

@MadameZia She's probably been using a Muller corner, silly girl.

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia I've never liked cottage cheese

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MotherFist Yes, they do lovely spam fritters

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike neither have I - something to do with the smell and lumpy consistency...

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia It's the softness of the lumps...I like my cheese hard unless it's brie or camenbert......cottage cheese is just tasteless!

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike I can only do cheddar, Gloucester or Edam at a push - I can't abide soft cheese tasteless or not

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

@MadameZia Not even cheesecake?

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@MotherFist that's different as it's a dessert and I can pretend there's no cheese in it - a bit like tiramisu

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia just cheddar ! But there's a #worldofcheese out there waiting to be explored! you're not much of a cheese connoisseur then...I love smelly cheese..with a pungent taste ...one day I may tell you my smelly cheese story..

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

German cheese is good....Limburger especially....

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike I can't stand the stuff! Mouldy, fruity, nutty - nope none of it does it for me... I can't even tolerate that Parmesan stuff they attempt to give you in pizza places...

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia you're quite fussy then? ...when it comes to food... There's not much I hate food wise. ...but my god I had a vile stew in a Chinese restaurant not so long ago. ..we were trying to be adventurous....it consisted of mostly oil and offal!

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike I'm not that fussy, it's just certain textures and scents I can't stand - I've tried snails in garlic and shell fish - you are aware that the Chinese cook cats and dogs? Mmmm stew...

5 years, 4 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia yes I knew that. I could never eat a cat or a dog. Horrible . Snails are quite nice but I had frogs legs and they were tasteless and didn't like them...chicken feet at the Chinese restaurants are good...very tender....I like a lot of the dim sum dishes too

5 years, 4 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike what on earth is there to eat of chicken feet? There's no flesh or anything other than gristle surely? Anyway, don't let @Astromonkey hear you say that - you know how he is with his chicks...

5 years, 4 months ago

NakedDave02

Yo dick like two fries

5 years, 4 months ago

MotherFist

@NakedDave02 Supersize me

5 years, 4 months ago

christineb

@MotherFist Morning indeed!!!