What people said about debutch’s jam Mr. Big Stuff

100 Comments (since 6 Nov 2014)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa @BladeRunner @kingofmen @jackietheripper @shiningsun2k @philipnareike OFFICIAL REUTERS STATEMENT;..It appears that the notorious Boy Band "Meat Hoop" have disbanded after their very first gig where the entire band were arrested & charged with gross misconduct & a breach of the peace. Seemingly under the influence of the highy dangerous halluniogenic drug " scroteBuzz" ( manufactured in the wilds of Borneo), the boys pleaded their innocence, saying that their half pints of shandies...

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa @BladeRunner @kingofmen @jackietheripper ...were spiked with the lethal narcotic. They said it kicked in, suddenly, without warning, making them go totally beserk during their 2nd number " You're the one that I want", with @philipnareike ( band name, "Mr. Schnitzel") destroying the sound equipment with a chain-saw while @shiningsun2k ( AKA "Mr. Shiny") set fire to the stage drapes & props. It was claimed that band members then exposed themselves to the sound of gasps of horror...

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa @BladeRunner @kingofmen @shiningsun2k @philipnareike (..but also to the much louder sound of derisive laughter.) This was followed by @jackietheripper ( "Mr. HappyPants") dive-bombing into the audience, boots-first, while swirling a bicycle chain & cutlass above his head. A free-for-all riot then broke out with the local constabulary turning up, storming the stage & tear-gassing everyone in sight just as the band were about to commit unspeakable acts upon each other....The band are....

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa @BladeRunner @shiningsun2k @philipnareike @jackietheripper ..all expected to serve substantial sentences for their gross actions. From his prison cell, band leader @kingofmen ( AKA "Spank E. Bola") protested "This was meant to be 'performance Art', man. These people just don't get it"... Meanwhile, in the next cell, Band co-founder "debutch" ( AKA "Mr. Gristle") was in no fit state to comment, being unconscious, babbling, dribbling & giggling with a massive smile on his face....

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa @BladeRunner @shiningsun2k @philipnareike @jackietheripper @kingofmen ...The concert was performed at "The East Grimsby Institute for the Elderly and Infirm" More reports to follow...( once the DVD rights are sorted...)

5 years, 8 months ago

MadameZia

Nothing new there eh @debutch? Dribbling and babbling...

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@MadameZia kkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

kemiladashdot

Fab write up & look at that hair on steroids? Surely illegal! Top Tune:)

5 years, 8 months ago

KerryEJordan

Amazing scenes.

5 years, 8 months ago

lindatee

Was Cinderella sweeping up after this carnage . . . ?? . . .

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

KKKKKKKKKKKKKK! oh wait - breathes in and out, again KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@SheRa I'm innocent, anything they tell you - they lying throug their teeth! I'm innocent!

5 years, 8 months ago

mloup

Great fun!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@KerryEJordan @mloup Thanks guys!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@lindatee ..You guessed!!....

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@kemiladashdot You'd need a pitchfork to comb that...

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@SheRa I tell ya, @BladeRunner made us all do it!....=)

5 years, 8 months ago

kingofmen

@kemiladashdot ,,,i find that fro incredibly arousing.....

5 years, 8 months ago

jackietheripper

They'll never take me alive! HuaHuaHuaHua!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@jackietheripper You're a legend, now! HaHa!

5 years, 8 months ago

shiningsun2k

Ah, a day in the life. I don't see what everyone got all worked up about. We were just giving them the show we thought they deserved and paid to see. Great write-up, my friend. Thank you for this. :)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@shiningsun2k That's right! ..As Neil Young said about Johnny Rotten, "It's better to burn out than to fade away!"......

5 years, 8 months ago

brianberrington

Fantastic pick.

5 years, 8 months ago

kemiladashdot

@kingofmen Funnily enough I thought of you when I saw it. I remember previous comments that suggest you're drawn to women with strong barnets.

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@debutch My buzzing chainsaw.....well you got that right...I like a Power tool....But one thing you forget...I'm Doctor Schnitzel...I got my Doctorate in freaky dancing at Snodland College of Further Education....but when's THE BREAKOUT?!!?

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner Can you send Pokerface in to SAVE US!!!! Pleeeaaase.....

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@debutch Talking of Hair...have you seen that 'Good Hair' movie with Chris Rock...I saw it the other night....it was totally fascinating

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@philipnareike YAY! Ok, I'm sending Pokerface to the rescue!!! just say: pizzlesticks!!! he will materialize himsellf instantly!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@philipnareike OK Doctor ( I forgot that you've come up in the world) ..Breaking out of prison is the next thing on my "Dumb things to do" list. But first we need to contact our security PR @BladeRunner ...( never here when we need her...I think we should fire her..)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@philipnareike "Good hair" movie?.....but you normally post a link......getting sloppy now, just 'cos you're a Doctor...

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

like I said earlier, @BladeRunner 's so hot on discipline with an iron fist that she's got Poker Face making cups of tea for her, so getting him to get us out of jail will be a piece of piss

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@debutch OK here's the ad for it: http://youtu.be/1m-4qxz08So

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner PIZZLESTICKS!!!! PIZZLESTICKS!!!! ....*Pop!* ........Hey! You're right!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@philipnareike @BladeRunner I don't know about you but do you find miss Knight's hair a little 'scary'? I feel like if I poked it with a stick, it might wake up & bite me....

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@philipnareike =D and he can be very intimidating!!! specially when he was already asleep, just wating for his apple... so this guys better do as I say RIGHT NOW. See @debutch I show up when it's needed, or do you think I'll keep running every time one of you start whining? Cheeee-paaaaaawwww!

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@debutch I'm afraid I should not be honest on that matter... but, now that you asked... http://youtu.be/YD36ZhpHPpE (and protect me from the stones)

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@debutch Well, yes, her hair reminds me of this.....careful..it might find a mate and start breeding... http://youtu.be/VM1f0RKQtmc

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@BladeRunner @philipnareike That's it! I just KNOW that I'll be having a 'big hair nightmare' tonight. ( I should've found a singer with 'braids' instead) ;-)

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@philipnareike @debutch hahahaha but this looks also like a souffle, so you can dream of souffle... ahh make sure those braids are loose, waaay better, hehehe

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner A giant brown Hair Souffle.....nice n tasty....Hahaha

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@philipnareike blargh, huahauhauhua!!! I was only refering to the shape, not a hair souffle! eeeww

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@BladeRunner @philipnareike This 'vision' before me is becoming more grotesque by the minute... ( gag..)

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@debutch @BladeRunner You NEED Hair Souffle :http://youtu.be/IFyD6W8cF8o ...wonderful review...she's already said it's the consistency of boogies and snot....

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@philpnareike @BladeRunner "Snot Souffle" that you rub into your hair...hmm, I'll have a dozen tubs, please!.....Goodnight to you both. Sweet dreams!

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@philipnareike @debutch omg i'm laughing... well, some hair products have the most bizarre name... but just as long as it makes your soooooul gloooo.... http://youtu.be/CGrasobHcKA

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner Soul Glo ... that's another one for AdWeek.....

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner AdWeek ......It HAS to happen .....http://youtu.be/eEi1Pb5Y28w

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner May the Lord have mercy on us all ...http://youtu.be/dRaeNgSy-7U ...pleasant dreams......hehehehehehehehe.....when ThemeQueen SheRa comes back we'll have to have Adweek

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper Ha! Makes a great gift. I'll take a dozen for Xmas presents!

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

from bald to beautiful! =)

5 years, 8 months ago

philipnareike

@BladeRunner ahhh...... a lovely green thatch..

5 years, 8 months ago

abigail.deeks

Woohoo! This is fabulous! Happy weekend! :)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@abigail.deeks Thanks.....And you!

5 years, 8 months ago

Sid_Bonkers

Big hair and a half

5 years, 8 months ago

lindatee

@philipnareike Now I'm very disturbed - Baby laughalot is hideous - and the kids are beyond scary and need dental work . . .@BladeRunner 's Grass head was mildy revoulting but @jackietheripper and his chia pets made me feel really queesy . Things growing on things is all kinds of wrong. . . however if were into hair - I recommend Mix, Rake, Twist - that's my weekend look sorted : ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uho-qjUB05k

5 years, 8 months ago

BladeRunner

@lindatee ah, I was about to comment on that baby... I'm thankfully I havent watch that particular video last night, cause that's a sure recipe for nightmares! But be prepared for the AdWeek @philipnareike is plannig cause we have truly hideous stuff... those who get some instant unfollows i reckon... Did you know you could even do pigtails on the Grass head? The chia pets are unbeatable though hehehe! ;)

5 years, 8 months ago

MattyD123

Wow. Her hair.

5 years, 8 months ago

itskerryc

The best serial yarn I've read on TiMJ @debutch and "scroteBuzz" is pure gold.

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@matthewdon2002 HaHa! I know! Frightening, isn't it? :)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@itskerryc Why thank you! So pleased you enjoyed it. That means a lot to me. Occasionally , I come up with an anecdote, essay, poem or 'fable' as my followers will attest ( while shaking their heads in dismay! ) :)

5 years, 8 months ago

mariellabg

@debutch I always really enjoy in reading your comments under your jams too ... a very nice way of presenting them :)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@mariellabg7 Again, a big thank you! I know that the things I write sometimes go un-noticed by quite a few of my followers but the ones who do notice them ( & make comments like yours) give me such a lift!...Much appreciated.

5 years, 8 months ago

lindatee

@BladeRunner Well I think it will gain more followers - I look forward to it - hahahaha. Pigtails on Grasshead - you gotta be kidding.

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

Happy now?! No wonder you have so many 'loves' press-ganging people into it. Shame on you. ;-) And don't worry, Mr Needy, your comments are a TIMJ highlight, though it pains me to say it...keep up the good work... :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo I'll put people into a head-lock if I have to , to get them to click 'love'. ...This is what you call, 'Hard--Sell' ;-)

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch I call it desperation! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo It IS desperation when I'm a couple of likes from my all-time record & I can't wait to change my jam haha!! ;-)

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch Oh, well, if that's the reason, I've a good mind to take mine back! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo NO-ooooo! I'm SO close! ( now...who ELSE can I go begging to?.....)

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch You need another 6 don't you? Do you want me to register 6 times and 'love' it for you?

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo Oh come on! I'm not THAT cheap & shameless! :-D

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch No, you're far worse than THAT! Now get this jam changed and stop being ridiculous! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo .......whimper......;-)

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

Ha, still on 65!! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

Wondering whether to love this or not! What is the going rate for a "Love" in cold hard cash? :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@sbrennan0161 @mellissapulo Well, now that you've just about pushed me over the line for my "love" record, I'd say..........nothing! :-D

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@sbrennan0161 @melissapulo Oh! hold on....If you "unlove" it, then I still haven't beaten it.....I take it all back..........£20!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

@debutch Finger is hovering over that button! Sending you my paypal details now! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@sbrennan0161 ...Somebody else click...anybody....please!!

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch I wouldn't have done it, if you hadn't just suggested it... :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

Aww, even I'm not that cruel. I've loved it again, you sad, needy little jamster... ;-)

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

I know a couple of geezers that could do the job, but its cold hard cash again I'm afraid!

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

@melissapulo I'm appalled. You'd never spare me that kindness! :-(

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo @sbrennan0161 Awwwwwwwwwwww, please!!!!! I'm dying to put out a new jam!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

katemariecarter

#daughtersympathyvote

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@katemariecarter YAY!!!!! You came through for me, Kate!!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

Recanting my "Love" and changing it to the heavily-pressurised Kate! #bettertaste

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@sbrennan0161 @debutch I thought I had loved it again, but I hadn't! Sorry, it is rectified now. :-) Ha, I can't believe you had to beg your poor daughter to help you out! Why not just choose better jams so it just happens naturally rather than spend two days, six hours begging people to like it so you could beat another false record of forced likes?!! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

@debutch @melissapulo Annnnnnnnd, she's back! :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo @sbrennan0161 OK, I admit it. I'm absolutely pitiful...................( but then again, I've beaten it so,...........*Blows RASPBERRY*!!!!!!!!!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

katemariecarter

@debutch @melisapulo @sbrennan0161 if I didn't love it I think I would've been disowned without a place to sleep for the night :(

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@katemariecarter @sbrennan0161 @debutch You know, I actually believe you! I think your father has taken his jam obsession too far now. Bullying people into loving his mediocre jams, staying awake for two day, six hours to guard his 'loves', registering his multiple personalities on the site for more votes. I know a number of a good therapist if it helps? :-)

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@melissapulo @sbrennan0161 All the good local therapists know me but also given up on me......( can't understand why..)

5 years, 8 months ago

sbrennan0161

JUST CHANGE THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@sbrennan0161 Awww, just a few more votes.....honestly, I'll change it in the morning in time for a 'SundaySoother' :-D

5 years, 8 months ago

debutch

@sbrennan0161 @melissapulo oooh!...just noticed...2 more comments for a 100!.....KEEP TALKING!!!

5 years, 8 months ago

kompani101

Very, very nice.

5 years, 8 months ago

melissapulo

@debutch You are a freak! I'll put you out of your misery so you can change this damn jam and go to sleep. A 100 comments. Whoopdeedoo. I am beginning to think you have even more neuroses than @sbrennan0161, and that is some feat... ;-)