3 Comments (since 8 Mar 2013)
I give up on the track, but see your flapjack octopus and raise you a pancake batfish: http://species.asu.edu/2011_species10
"It is flat like a pancake, spikey, hops on its fins and has huge bulging eyes". HOPS ON ITS FINS. You win this round gra, you win.
I actually really love this.