. . . so after I left the nunnery I continued my life of celibacy (and abstinance from anything fun, intoxicating, exciting, marginally enjoyable or slightly disgusting). I have employed a crack team of lawyers to sue the pants off anyone who claims to have seen me down the pub, dancing on tables or wearing anything other than a jilbab. I do have a doppelganger - and I want this fact widely publicised. Anyways - the only thing I can say about this jam is - Ok then Wayne - I'll get me coat!!! #PunkWeek 44