I know from experience it can be quite intimidating for the elderly or the plain unaware when I tell them, how long their bus is going to be.
To some I'm like a god, others call the police or activate their personal attack alarms. But it's worth it, I like to provide that service.
@kemiladashdot They probably think you want paying for your services - I can't move for people wanting money down the high st. Bus stop people are a captured audience for the people wanting to cadge a few bob! You need to provide a better service though - @MadameZia was late - and I think you are largly to blame!!!
@lindatee@MadameZia I I mainly operate in the West London area, though i'm going on Dragons Den soon looking for an investment to expand.. My heart goes out to you @MadameZia as nothing marks you out more as wreckless at best or terrorist at worst than turning up late to pick your kids up at school. If looks could kill, believe me I wouldn't be talking now.
@lindatee You're not kidding...... So much stuff there. I'm going to have to feign sickness and get some time to study. I'm not 100% sure of the correct protocol for replying to 10 tweets. I suppose it might be to upload a video response on Youtube, or a picture of me joining a monestry on Instagram.
Let me think about it. All wonderful Tweets BTW. Thank you:)
@kemiladashdot Hahahaha - Yes - I have to 'ard - it's essential to my survival - bad area you see - lot of bad types, lot of mean people, lot of nutters . . . I learnt everything I know from this green geezer. Except the cockney urine thing - I didn't thnk that was essential! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrcJVqzIJg
@bonnie_scot Yeah - it's hard to keep up with what ya have or haven't jammed ain't it? - I'm sure you jammed Different for Girls way back. I love that song too - Joe Jacson - wonder what he's doing now - have to google him!
@lindatee Linda, you didn't have to tell me. I already had the mental image of you going around East London's trendy boutiques, wine bars, and sushi restaurants threatening old time cockney violence and demanding euros.
@lindatee If you say so, that'll be because you've scared off the trendy boutiques, wine bars, and sushi restaurants by threatening old time cockney violence and demanding euros.
And now you're complaining.................. Ironic, really?
@kemiladashdot Ha - you want to be a timelord - I knew it. I don't know what you'd stop me from doing - and how you'd go about such an impossibel task!!!
21 Comments (since 16 Sep 2013)
kemiladashdot
I know from experience it can be quite intimidating for the elderly or the plain unaware when I tell them, how long their bus is going to be. To some I'm like a god, others call the police or activate their personal attack alarms. But it's worth it, I like to provide that service.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot They probably think you want paying for your services - I can't move for people wanting money down the high st. Bus stop people are a captured audience for the people wanting to cadge a few bob! You need to provide a better service though - @MadameZia was late - and I think you are largly to blame!!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee @MadameZia I I mainly operate in the West London area, though i'm going on Dragons Den soon looking for an investment to expand.. My heart goes out to you @MadameZia as nothing marks you out more as wreckless at best or terrorist at worst than turning up late to pick your kids up at school. If looks could kill, believe me I wouldn't be talking now.
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Maybe Linda can explain this particular trait of the educational services?
kemiladashdot
@MadameZia Well don't let it get you down. Redeem your self by baking some cookies, and dedicating the next few years to the service of the nursery.
lindatee
@MadameZia yes cookies might do the trick - otherwise they'll just talk about you....
lindatee
@kemiladashdot. I did tweet you back btw ... But it wasn't that interesting!!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee You're not kidding...... So much stuff there. I'm going to have to feign sickness and get some time to study. I'm not 100% sure of the correct protocol for replying to 10 tweets. I suppose it might be to upload a video response on Youtube, or a picture of me joining a monestry on Instagram. Let me think about it. All wonderful Tweets BTW. Thank you:)
lindatee
@kemiladashdot. Man up Kev - there were3 or 4 at the most !!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee true, i've answered them anyway, & you think you''re 'ard!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Seeing your new avatar, I'm thinking you might be worth a tenner at William Hills as Doctor Who's next assistant.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot Hahahaha - Yes - I have to 'ard - it's essential to my survival - bad area you see - lot of bad types, lot of mean people, lot of nutters . . . I learnt everything I know from this green geezer. Except the cockney urine thing - I didn't thnk that was essential! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YrcJVqzIJg
lindatee
@kemiladashdot I'd love to be Doctor Who's next assistant - how to I apply.
lindatee
@bonnie_scot Yeah - it's hard to keep up with what ya have or haven't jammed ain't it? - I'm sure you jammed Different for Girls way back. I love that song too - Joe Jacson - wonder what he's doing now - have to google him!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Linda, you didn't have to tell me. I already had the mental image of you going around East London's trendy boutiques, wine bars, and sushi restaurants threatening old time cockney violence and demanding euros.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot Yeah - well I'd have to get s hansom cab to Shoreditch for that - our high street is mainly a collection of pound shops and bookies !!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee If you say so, that'll be because you've scared off the trendy boutiques, wine bars, and sushi restaurants by threatening old time cockney violence and demanding euros. And now you're complaining.................. Ironic, really?
kemiladashdot
@lindatee If I had a time machine I'd go back to last Friday and stop you.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot Ha - you want to be a timelord - I knew it. I don't know what you'd stop me from doing - and how you'd go about such an impossibel task!!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Me neither, it would be an absolutely empty gesture.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot Not really - I'd put anything on hold for a gin and tonic and a ride in the TARDIS!!!