@kemiladashdot ,,shes having flash backs lofty ,,,,,the cruelty that she does so much to hide behind the facade of ''teaching assistsant '' lives and breaths in her sub conscience ,,this woman will never have another decent nights sleep in her life until she comes to terms with her past and confesses her wretched sins,,,[ or trys zoplicone]
@kemiladashdot@kingofmen ... You too make me laugh - but please make sure you tidy up when you leave my page! Run the Hoover round while you're at it, and put my skeletons back in the cupboard they came from .... And which one of you has been at my gin?
She lived in Hastings and my other half likes boasting that he 'had' Poly Styrene in his taxi many times. He also admits that he asked her for her number and she politely declined!
errrrrr sorry miss tee,,i was at the absinthe,,,and might have mistaken my own dancing skeletons from hell as yours ,,,,,,do i really have to stand at the back off the class and miss playtime
@kingofmen My Absinthe - I hadn't even opened it . . . . yes - you need to miss play for a few days - and get my skeletons back - while I invent myself a more suitable and respectful past!
@philipnareike Oh - Whats that restaurant like - I'm put off my the HK trying to lure me inside . . . .I think I've only got the one story - and I've used that up now!!
@lindatee Yeah, it's pretty good in there....very cheap but not bad at all. I don't think there's that many Hari Krishnas arund there now. I was down Oxford St the other day and when they went by chanting there was only about 6 of them. A few years ago there seemed to be hundreds...I felt like joining them to make up the numbers!
@philipnareike@lindatee Gaye advert and TV smith live around the corner from me. next to my good friend, I went around for dinner with them one night, I didn't recognise them. My friend was telling them about the band I was in. (neither my friend nor me knew who they were) Gaye was gracious enough to lie, that she'd heard of me, and never mentioned who she was. (to understand this story you must know that her name is gaye, but not advert). Because of my sharp brain i worked it out later.
@kemiladashdot I wouldn't have recognised them. This guy who lived 2 doors away from us once had a slight car accident, knocking into another car. The very irate person in the other car was John Craven, but he didn't know who he was. Did John Craven do a song as well as presenting John Craven's Newsround?
@philipnareike Oh you should have done - next time bring a faded orange sheet - you'll fit right in - and their song lyrics are easy to learn too. i could borrow a tambourine from school . . . an excellent way to spend an otherwise dull afternoon
@philipnareike Well there were other clues, I should have recognised them. With all due respect to John Craven he's a bit of an everyman, At least once a week I have slight accidents with people who might be John Craven, but I don't bother asking anymore.
@lindatee You're coming around to it now....for instance I was once walking into Selfridges and this short bloke was walking out..I nearly knocked into him. I stared at him, wide eyed. He stared back at me and scowled.....it was Noel Gallagher. One problem. I don't really like Oasis. I'll have to have a re-think.
@lindatee My link was less tenuous when you jammed the Adverts, but I didn't know we were allowed to talk about our private lives on TIMJ, until you started on about your husbands, second hand rose, the art set etc.............
@philipnareike I had the same experience with the non lead singing oasis brother, he banged into me in an off license. Though in fairness most northeners bang in to you when they come to london
@kemiladashdot I had to have a special license . . .I wish I hadn't bothered now. I hope you got a license or you will be commiting an offence! Don't stand in Richard Ashcroft#s way - he#ll knock you flying!!!
@lindatee thought that jibe about my sight was a bit over the limit you know im vision impaired ,,,i only have one eye ,,,i call it my good eye ,,,and i dont want to loose it because i was ''pulling the head off'' in class,,,,
@kingofmen That's made me laugh out loud and scare the cat - I could get the kids to fashion you a new eye out of a ping pong ball - although when they hear you have accused them of being smelly they might not oblige!
@lindatee if i could get a new working ' glazzie'' i would suffer the nasty whiffs of the little bastards,,,,one made from a whiff waff ball would be very cool,,,i could maybe get a gig on bhoosh , with my new sense of vision,,,,prosperity bekons
@lindatee what i would give to have 2 working ''mince pies'' ,,,or if i was to gouge ''my good eye out'' i could get a seeing eye dog ,,which would be a bit of company ,,i lost my pet goldfish you know ,,tragic ,,he was a pal ,,and gold
@kemiladashdot no, he does Countryfile now....he gave it up in 1989, just after the accident.......... Is this funny or just plain silly ? http://youtu.be/vaNnBaezWJk
@kingofmen Youve not had much luck - what with your stumpy limbs too - Get your carer to take you to the Hare Krishna restaurant - you can meet up with @philipnareike - he hangs around there in the hope to bump into celebrities
@philipnareike Actually it's brilliant - but don't let anyone know I find something so politically incorrect funny - luckily I'm changing my jam in the next 10mins so noone will know!
@philipnareike@lindatee you mean ''PHLEMNEY '' philly told me to call him phlegmhey this week coz he has gone al punk ..im with phlemn on this one i like the hari k's
@lindatee@kemiladashdot I have no idea who it is..just stumbled across it looking for John Craven stuff....but it had it's belly laugh moments. Joey Deakin to me was famous beyond belief to us as school kids http://youtu.be/aCFHAGhaWQ8 No, he never gets angry.....
@kingofmen You'd better practice your chanting then...hari--hari--hari--hari......
69 Comments (since 25 Sep 2013)
kemiladashdot
Ex husbands, polystyrene, so poor you needed a second hand jacket, Art college, do go on...........
lindatee
@kemiladashdot No way - I've given too much away now - I'm not saying another word!!!!!
kemiladashdot
I'm sure there's a book in it
kingofmen
@kemiladashdot ....LOFTY hows the EX ,,,she had a fabulous tone and the way she brandished her nashers was a thespian joy to behold
kingofmen
im gonna up the anti right now,,,lets see who can stay with me
kemiladashdot
@kingofmen You must let her go to bed, bringing up the past won't help. I did it once but I think I got away with it.
kingofmen
@kemiladashdot ...shes beyond sleep her terrible past keeps catching up with her , the screams were not always just in her head
lindatee
@kingofmen @kemiladashdot Oi - you two- I am still here - shall I come back and knock? Anyway Iwasn't screaming - that was my banshee!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee What's happening?
kingofmen
@kemiladashdot ,,shes having flash backs lofty ,,,,,the cruelty that she does so much to hide behind the facade of ''teaching assistsant '' lives and breaths in her sub conscience ,,this woman will never have another decent nights sleep in her life until she comes to terms with her past and confesses her wretched sins,,,[ or trys zoplicone]
lindatee
@kemiladashdot @kingofmen ... You too make me laugh - but please make sure you tidy up when you leave my page! Run the Hoover round while you're at it, and put my skeletons back in the cupboard they came from .... And which one of you has been at my gin?
lindatee
@kemiladashdot. @kingofmen. Two (my English is good enough to teach - honest!
PeteLaberge
Interesting ... Thanks...
abigail.deeks
She lived in Hastings and my other half likes boasting that he 'had' Poly Styrene in his taxi many times. He also admits that he asked her for her number and she politely declined!
Astromonkey
One of my first album purchases was the X-Ray Spex "Germfree Adolescents" album in 1987. Such great lyrics and Poly was just so beautiful and smart.
Astromonkey
There is a great Arena documentary on her, well worth a watch - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO0HWmUReOg
Astromonkey
That should say 1978, not 1987! We need an edit button!
pez
#PunkWeek. Someone had to say it.
MsSue
Fab song. She was brilliant.
kingofmen
errrrrr sorry miss tee,,i was at the absinthe,,,and might have mistaken my own dancing skeletons from hell as yours ,,,,,,do i really have to stand at the back off the class and miss playtime
lindatee
@kingofmen My Absinthe - I hadn't even opened it . . . . yes - you need to miss play for a few days - and get my skeletons back - while I invent myself a more suitable and respectful past!
lindatee
@Astromonkey Thanks for the link! She was quite cool!
lindatee
@abigail.deeks Hahaha good story
kingofmen
when im in the corner for detetntion playtime am i at least allowed to play with myself punk style?
lindatee
Certainly not - that kind of behaviour is forbidden!
lindatee
@kingofmen also it will affect your eyesight!
philipnareike
I like your story about wearing Poly's blazer.
KBro
True classic, this jam.
lindatee
@philipnareike Thank you - I can't remember what happened to it - I could put it on ebay.
lindatee
@pez Oh Thanks - it had been omitted in all this excitement!
kemiladashdot
4 of my ex wives, whilst I was in prison for embezzlement from the local orphanage............ oh i've said too much.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot You're just trying to make me feel better - but the damage is done a
philipnareike
@lindatee I once saw her in that Hari Krishna Restaurant off Oxford Street while I was eating my veggie curry.
philipnareike
@lindatee We were thinking of having a PersonalTenuousConnectionsWeek before #PunkWeek took over. Your blazer story would've been good for that too
lindatee
@philipnareike Oh - Whats that restaurant like - I'm put off my the HK trying to lure me inside . . . .I think I've only got the one story - and I've used that up now!!
philipnareike
@lindatee Yeah, it's pretty good in there....very cheap but not bad at all. I don't think there's that many Hari Krishnas arund there now. I was down Oxford St the other day and when they went by chanting there was only about 6 of them. A few years ago there seemed to be hundreds...I felt like joining them to make up the numbers!
philipnareike
@lindatee Re: TenuousConnections....it can be extremely tenuous...the more tenuous the better..I think that's why it appeals to me
kemiladashdot
@philipnareike @lindatee Gaye advert and TV smith live around the corner from me. next to my good friend, I went around for dinner with them one night, I didn't recognise them. My friend was telling them about the band I was in. (neither my friend nor me knew who they were) Gaye was gracious enough to lie, that she'd heard of me, and never mentioned who she was. (to understand this story you must know that her name is gaye, but not advert). Because of my sharp brain i worked it out later.
philipnareike
@kemiladashdot I wouldn't have recognised them. This guy who lived 2 doors away from us once had a slight car accident, knocking into another car. The very irate person in the other car was John Craven, but he didn't know who he was. Did John Craven do a song as well as presenting John Craven's Newsround?
lindatee
@philipnareike Oh you should have done - next time bring a faded orange sheet - you'll fit right in - and their song lyrics are easy to learn too. i could borrow a tambourine from school . . . an excellent way to spend an otherwise dull afternoon
lindatee
@kemiladashdot @philipnareike I'm liking the tenuous link thing -
philipnareike
@lindatee Hari--hari--hari--hari--hari--hari--hari-hari-Khrishna.....I think I've got it!
kemiladashdot
@philipnareike Well there were other clues, I should have recognised them. With all due respect to John Craven he's a bit of an everyman, At least once a week I have slight accidents with people who might be John Craven, but I don't bother asking anymore.
philipnareike
@lindatee You're coming around to it now....for instance I was once walking into Selfridges and this short bloke was walking out..I nearly knocked into him. I stared at him, wide eyed. He stared back at me and scowled.....it was Noel Gallagher. One problem. I don't really like Oasis. I'll have to have a re-think.
kemiladashdot
@lindatee My link was less tenuous when you jammed the Adverts, but I didn't know we were allowed to talk about our private lives on TIMJ, until you started on about your husbands, second hand rose, the art set etc.............
kemiladashdot
@philipnareike I had the same experience with the non lead singing oasis brother, he banged into me in an off license. Though in fairness most northeners bang in to you when they come to london
kemiladashdot
The worst is that bloke from the Verve, and I've got a video to prove it.
lindatee
@kemiladashdot I had to have a special license . . .I wish I hadn't bothered now. I hope you got a license or you will be commiting an offence! Don't stand in Richard Ashcroft#s way - he#ll knock you flying!!!
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Why is that? It's worse round Victoria Station............
kemiladashdot
@lindatee Are you changing your jam? Let me know because I wanted to buy a pair of those glasses whilst they're available.
kingofmen
@lindatee thought that jibe about my sight was a bit over the limit you know im vision impaired ,,,i only have one eye ,,,i call it my good eye ,,,and i dont want to loose it because i was ''pulling the head off'' in class,,,,
lindatee
@kingofmen That's made me laugh out loud and scare the cat - I could get the kids to fashion you a new eye out of a ping pong ball - although when they hear you have accused them of being smelly they might not oblige!
lindatee
@kemiladashdot Yes I'm changing my jam soon - I'll put in an order for those glasses - They are very popular - and I'm sure they work just fine!
lindatee
@philipnareike @kemiladashdot John Craven is very generic looking - I'd like to see him angry though
kemiladashdot
@lindatee That's an accurate description, is he still doing newsound?
kingofmen
@lindatee if i could get a new working ' glazzie'' i would suffer the nasty whiffs of the little bastards,,,,one made from a whiff waff ball would be very cool,,,i could maybe get a gig on bhoosh , with my new sense of vision,,,,prosperity bekons
lindatee
@kingofmen That's given me an idea - I'm sure you can get youself a large polo mint and have a solo polo peeper!
kingofmen
@lindatee ...blinding idea ..pun intended....
kingofmen
@lindatee what i would give to have 2 working ''mince pies'' ,,,or if i was to gouge ''my good eye out'' i could get a seeing eye dog ,,which would be a bit of company ,,i lost my pet goldfish you know ,,tragic ,,he was a pal ,,and gold
philipnareike
@kemiladashdot no, he does Countryfile now....he gave it up in 1989, just after the accident.......... Is this funny or just plain silly ? http://youtu.be/vaNnBaezWJk
USMC_SemperFi
@lindatee I love it , your the wo-MAN Lin :-)! Get it like your the man but better
lindatee
@kingofmen Youve not had much luck - what with your stumpy limbs too - Get your carer to take you to the Hare Krishna restaurant - you can meet up with @philipnareike - he hangs around there in the hope to bump into celebrities
lindatee
@USMC_SemperFi Thanks Semp - I did get it . . .Im smart like that ; )
lindatee
@philipnareike Actually it's brilliant - but don't let anyone know I find something so politically incorrect funny - luckily I'm changing my jam in the next 10mins so noone will know!
kingofmen
@philipnareike @lindatee you mean ''PHLEMNEY '' philly told me to call him phlegmhey this week coz he has gone al punk ..im with phlemn on this one i like the hari k's
kemiladashdot
@philipnareike Slightly uncomfortable moments, and some real laugh out loud, very good. Where is it from,? amazing.
philipnareike
@lindatee @kemiladashdot I have no idea who it is..just stumbled across it looking for John Craven stuff....but it had it's belly laugh moments. Joey Deakin to me was famous beyond belief to us as school kids http://youtu.be/aCFHAGhaWQ8 No, he never gets angry..... @kingofmen You'd better practice your chanting then...hari--hari--hari--hari......
lindatee
@philipnareike @philipnareike @kingofmen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHhJZuSntFg
USMC_SemperFi
@lindatee I kno it's funnier to explain it