Aye, when I were a lad [koff]...they don't write songs like that anymore...[lights up pipe]...we had proper tunes in them days...[puts on slippers]...not like that hippity hop malarkey they kids all twerk about. My Dad didn't spent 6 years fighting Hitler so that anoxeric smackheads can shake their arses on the telly. Turning in his grave...
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