2 Comments (since 19 Nov 2014)
"My thermos flask leaks parsnip soup on the metro"
All very quotable but my favourite section -
"My neighbour Andrew lost two fingers to a Staffie-cross
Whilst jogging over Cow Hill with a Pepperami in his bum-bag
He's a junior partner at James & James no-win-no-fee solicitor
Thinking of relocating to a Buddhist monastery in Halifax
He reckons I should try meditation
He reckons it could benefit my peace of mind"
Still works on paper but genius when sung.