He is the Painkiller!
I can't be the only one who occasionally has Rock Band 2-related nightmares about this song.
Laser bullets are clearly fast as fuck.
Why do I love it? It's Painkiller by Judas Priest, that's why!
'Cuz they're the inspiration for the band in the book I'm writing. And 'cuz Rob Halford has the greatest voice in metal history! 2