I married @neckwrestler on Saturday. I was about fourteen years old the first time I saw him walking down the hall in junior high and I thought he was cool immediately, just really liked him before I ever even spoke to him. He liked the coolest bands, read poetry, drew cool pictures - all the dreamiest qualities an 8th grade dude could possess and he had cool hair too.
For the longest time, I've never really cared if forever ever came, wasn't sure I believed in it at all...seemed like a gamble to commit your entire life to any one person. But after seventeen years of together'dness, we've still got that teenage feeling, so we've signed a lifetime contract now and I'm pretty happy about it. He's my bestest friend, top notch feller - still culturally hip but with less hair. He's my E†ERNAL JAM.
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