I’m no good when I’m a bad, bad man.
I’m gonna dance so slow that it appears to be my last stand.
But I’m a bad bad man.
I’m gonna dance so slow that it looks like a photo.
Gonna make mom proud of the deals that I made, 'cause I'm just a modern day Johnny Appleseed
But I'm glad that I never passed the genes, and I never put down the axe.