Hello Texas by Social Climbers

“I want to share an idea with you before the big light is turned off.It has a lot of potential and it may make us VERY wealthy.Like that possibility?The other day I realized that there is a fundamental problem with florid tattoos - we've habituated to them.The size and intricacies of a given design are lost at a distance anyway.They look like wounds-hematomas-and besides...who cares anymore? So,I came up with the idea of something more eye catching,dimensional and vibrant: personally meaningful objects inserted under the skin -yet clearly visible! Sentimental gals, what do you think of having your bridal veil surgically inserted into your upper back for the world to admire?Sports loving pals,how'bout having those prized baseball cards inserted into the frame of your ample gut? Looking for venture capital.Have already consulted with a plastic surgeon and a dermatologist. Get in on the ground floor! If instead, you want to buy this idea,I can sell it for 3,465.19 USD. Either wayact fast”

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This jam is special! The first and only time it’s been posted was by whiffoself in Aug 2015.