# Communicate only through the use of Emojis, being founder member of the Harpo Marx Club, thus saving the planet some 23,478 words per annum.
# Always respond positively to the NewSickly-ist Bespotted Yoof of Da’ Week & his desire to eat popcorn with Juicy J, whilst examining his knees through the pre-prepared holes in his jeans.
I am now officially a ‘work in progress’. I trust you will all embrace the vastly improved ‘Maharaja Pepe’ as I wish to be known and...(yes, there's more)...
suggestions for continued improvement, will be ignored...eh, taken on board, for serious consideration. My secretary, Ernest (see above) will be at your disposal…that is all…please feel free to continue with your inferior existences...eh, dear friends...
#Jamlongandprosper#Jamtilmybottomfallsoff
Hahaha!!! It's a funny thing is optimism... I'm not sure now if it could've been an all-too-brief mental aberration, caused by a lack of something... but now you've joined the party, I'm gonna damn well stick with it through thick and thin... we can do this!! Jolly good song choice by the way :-)
@ErnieBilko Ithangu...Gooru Bilkus as you shall now be known. I'm goin' with the aberration thang...this jolly business is waaaay too tiring to keep up indefinitely... :-D
@pauseliveaction@ErnieBilko Well there you are, Bilks. I bloody hope you're happy. I've worked like an effing trojan to maintain my 'outlook of doom' and now in truly prescient fashion, I've been vindicated (to be fair, it was painless). SuzySue thinks I'm a fake. My transformation to HappyClappyChappy is complete. Thank you for your luvverly comments, Ms Suzy. Always a pleasure. Listen to me!! I'll be thrown out The Curmudgeon Club. Waaahaaahaaa...
@Cranky Dear Sir. I have forwarded to your private mail address (you know the one I send you porn on) a detailed manual of today's proceedings. I think if you refer to pages 312-367, you will know as much as I do...bugger all...
@Cranky Eh...er...I'm terribly er, sorry Cran...er, sir...you must have someone else in eh, mind...(can I have the stuff back?) em, whoever you are, fellow that I don't know...
@lindatee Unless you have been studiously following my rambling tosh, Jam after Jam, you like myself, are not expected to understand anything I do or say. Importantly though Jeanie, you're a Monkee-ist... ;-D
@21schizoid Are you following me mate? I only ask because I sang this on the god forsaken karaoke last night as my parting gift to Whitby. I have to be very very sozzled to partake in this activity and it's the only song I could think of at the time that I didn't need to see the words for (the monitor was fine is was my vision that was the problem) so I belted it out and got a standing ovation. Yes, it came from a little old man who may have been trying to find the loo's but I took it as love ha
@ulittletwit Eh...yes. Personally, I thought you were magnificent. Had I merely been walking past the venue, I'd have assumed this fella was onstage... http://youtu.be/vhE2IBvqfk8 ...I don't know what that babycham does to your larynx, but you should get in touch with the circus, next time it's in town... Oh and that old boy's round here lookin' for you, with a bunch of flowers and an expectant gleam in his eye...you did notice he only has the one eye...
Ha! My eyes probably nearly popped out while singing as well when I saw his eye, that's what indicated that he may be looking for the loo's. But you're right, I was magnificent and they all wanted more but apparently it was closing time so a great shame to all involved. Great song though and good luck with your optimistic optimism. Maybe your next jam will be 'the sun will come out tomorrow' but I'm afraid I won't like that one. I'm a big lover of all things ginger but Annie is the exception
@ulittletwit It gets worse...he has a cataract...
Ithangu...I shall retain this sunny disposition for possibly minutes and I can confirm nothing from ANY musical, shall feature on this or any other page I participate in...
I don't have enough time on my break to write a reply..or even think of a snarky thing to say........other than I am floored and need a drink......Love the Monkee's btw
@iprefernotto Your outfit and complimentary Maharaja Pepe skateboard, is in the post...thank you for your support...I'm weeping as I type this...emotional sort, me... ;-D
@andypritchard Listen you, I'm happy when I'm er, miserable...well, anyway...thank you for dropping by with those boosting words...I'm holding my centre, as I type...
Is this your version of "A Modest Proposal", Mr. B? Well packaged and sold, just like Mr. Swift, if so....How you liking Our Lord's Wurlitzer thus far? If the bugs get worked out, I think it has the best potential of the TIMJ alternatives.
@kfarrnd Nah Kev, it's just me shootin' the shit, as per! I believe The Jukey to be the only viable option. As I've said already, since everyone is pretty much agreed that TIMJ is the dogs nads, why someone didn't ape it to a great degree, is a mystery to me. Anyway, it'll serve the purpose of keepin' us all together (well, mostly) though the multiple Jammin' aspect, does fragment conversations, which is not so good for gobby twerps like me...
@mikelowe Hahaha. Brilliant, Mikey! I may pilfer that or if your rates are competitive (in a purely Scottish way) I may employ your skills for future scriptwriting...look at that, 264 people just left The Jukey... ;-D
@PeteLaberge Thank ya' Peteski. So many fine Monkee toons. Coulda' had a few Jams outta' those boys, alone. About time I had that truly annoying and repetitive message of yours, too. Every other bugger's had it. I thought it was a subversive plot, led by your nasty alter-ego, to marginalise me from the wunnerful other Jammin' sites. No-one gets rid of old Pepe that easily...unless I'm offered hard cash of course... ;-D
@leejohnson Hahaha. Noooooo Lee, stay away from the drugs. They don't work. Look at me. You stay safe, pal. Whilst I'm here...ah, hang on...(too expensive mate, I can get those wee pills for a fraction of)...Lee, can I get back to you...er, deal goin' down here... ;-D
@21schizoid Yep. Well, there is still a few days to jam more Monkeys. As for my message, folks asked me to spread it, so that no Jammers would be lost. I've been at it some 6 hrs a day! I've shared it to THOUSANDS. I've no idea anymore who I got & who I missed!!! So it wasn't a plot against you or anyone else! My evil plot was NOT to lose a single Jammer! We'd bribe ya ta get rid of ya, but yer too honest! So, we're gonna keep ya! Can't afford the bribe anyway...
@PeteLaberge Hahaha. Dammit, I had a figure in mind, too...wasn't so exorbitant! My memories of Lorne, are solely this... http://youtu.be/mjdRgBAY278
Happy youthful days...
@21schizoid Glad you liked it. Then there was that ventriloquist that use to say:
"S'al right! S'al right!' Mr Something or other, I forget the name. Hey, it was about 50 years ago, give my old gourd a break! But Topo, was a hero to me. (I was a fairly simple kid....!)
@PeteLaberge That vento ain't comin' to me...yet! Ah Pete, there's few enough genuine heroes around these days, so Topo sounds like a candidate to me... :-D
@psyclopstrees Haha. Thank ya' Lee. I'm running a virus checker on my page, to see if I can flush these invaders out...it's sickening that they'd target an otherwise quiet and earnestly serious Jam corner...
56 Comments (since 21 Sep 2015)
21schizoid
# Communicate only through the use of Emojis, being founder member of the Harpo Marx Club, thus saving the planet some 23,478 words per annum. # Always respond positively to the NewSickly-ist Bespotted Yoof of Da’ Week & his desire to eat popcorn with Juicy J, whilst examining his knees through the pre-prepared holes in his jeans. I am now officially a ‘work in progress’. I trust you will all embrace the vastly improved ‘Maharaja Pepe’ as I wish to be known and...(yes, there's more)...
21schizoid
suggestions for continued improvement, will be ignored...eh, taken on board, for serious consideration. My secretary, Ernest (see above) will be at your disposal…that is all…please feel free to continue with your inferior existences...eh, dear friends... #Jamlongandprosper #Jamtilmybottomfallsoff
ErnieBilko
Hahaha!!! It's a funny thing is optimism... I'm not sure now if it could've been an all-too-brief mental aberration, caused by a lack of something... but now you've joined the party, I'm gonna damn well stick with it through thick and thin... we can do this!! Jolly good song choice by the way :-)
21schizoid
@ErnieBilko Ithangu...Gooru Bilkus as you shall now be known. I'm goin' with the aberration thang...this jolly business is waaaay too tiring to keep up indefinitely... :-D
ErnieBilko
@21schizoid Oh definitely...and people will only think we're ill
21schizoid
@ErnieBilko ...or simply imposters...
pauseliveaction
@ErnieBilko what have you done with @21schizoid? Are you keeping him in a secret bunker under a mountain of melted-down prog albums?
pauseliveaction
Good choice of optimistic tune, though, Substitute Mr B.
21schizoid
@pauseliveaction @ErnieBilko Well there you are, Bilks. I bloody hope you're happy. I've worked like an effing trojan to maintain my 'outlook of doom' and now in truly prescient fashion, I've been vindicated (to be fair, it was painless). SuzySue thinks I'm a fake. My transformation to HappyClappyChappy is complete. Thank you for your luvverly comments, Ms Suzy. Always a pleasure. Listen to me!! I'll be thrown out The Curmudgeon Club. Waaahaaahaaa...
Cranky
I have absolutely no idea what's going on here.........but I like it.
21schizoid
@Cranky Dear Sir. I have forwarded to your private mail address (you know the one I send you porn on) a detailed manual of today's proceedings. I think if you refer to pages 312-367, you will know as much as I do...bugger all...
Cranky
Ah...er...yes...about the private mail address....the wife found it....(blushes profusely)
21schizoid
@Cranky Eh...er...I'm terribly er, sorry Cran...er, sir...you must have someone else in eh, mind...(can I have the stuff back?) em, whoever you are, fellow that I don't know...
Cranky
No probs, I'll put the 'stuff' in a jizzy, er, jiffy bag & get it right back to you. Some of the pages are stuck together....sorry about that.
21schizoid
@Cranky Bloody hell. You were told about that last time. You're still the only customer whose returned er, merchandise, has to be sandblasted...
ErnieBilko
@pauseliveaction He's not very well...
21schizoid
@ErnieBilko True dat...
lindatee
I don't know what you are talking about, but I'm loving a bit of Monkees : )
21schizoid
@lindatee Unless you have been studiously following my rambling tosh, Jam after Jam, you like myself, are not expected to understand anything I do or say. Importantly though Jeanie, you're a Monkee-ist... ;-D
ulittletwit
@21schizoid Are you following me mate? I only ask because I sang this on the god forsaken karaoke last night as my parting gift to Whitby. I have to be very very sozzled to partake in this activity and it's the only song I could think of at the time that I didn't need to see the words for (the monitor was fine is was my vision that was the problem) so I belted it out and got a standing ovation. Yes, it came from a little old man who may have been trying to find the loo's but I took it as love ha
21schizoid
@ulittletwit Eh...yes. Personally, I thought you were magnificent. Had I merely been walking past the venue, I'd have assumed this fella was onstage... http://youtu.be/vhE2IBvqfk8 ...I don't know what that babycham does to your larynx, but you should get in touch with the circus, next time it's in town... Oh and that old boy's round here lookin' for you, with a bunch of flowers and an expectant gleam in his eye...you did notice he only has the one eye...
ulittletwit
Ha! My eyes probably nearly popped out while singing as well when I saw his eye, that's what indicated that he may be looking for the loo's. But you're right, I was magnificent and they all wanted more but apparently it was closing time so a great shame to all involved. Great song though and good luck with your optimistic optimism. Maybe your next jam will be 'the sun will come out tomorrow' but I'm afraid I won't like that one. I'm a big lover of all things ginger but Annie is the exception
21schizoid
@ulittletwit It gets worse...he has a cataract... Ithangu...I shall retain this sunny disposition for possibly minutes and I can confirm nothing from ANY musical, shall feature on this or any other page I participate in...
BertrandRustles
The greatest pop band ever.
21schizoid
@BertrandRustles Any band that sold more records in 1967 than the Mops & The Strollings, could justifiably claim that title...
christineb
I don't have enough time on my break to write a reply..or even think of a snarky thing to say........other than I am floored and need a drink......Love the Monkee's btw
21schizoid
@christineb Let's be honest Chrissy, yours is likely to be the only sane thing said on this entire page! Glad yer lovin' dem Monkee lads... ;-D
iprefernotto
Count me as an apostle. :) :D ;) ;D
andypritchard
You stop being a miserablist, TIMJ ends... things fall apart; the centre cannot hold...
21schizoid
@iprefernotto Your outfit and complimentary Maharaja Pepe skateboard, is in the post...thank you for your support...I'm weeping as I type this...emotional sort, me... ;-D
21schizoid
@andypritchard Listen you, I'm happy when I'm er, miserable...well, anyway...thank you for dropping by with those boosting words...I'm holding my centre, as I type...
kfarrnd
Is this your version of "A Modest Proposal", Mr. B? Well packaged and sold, just like Mr. Swift, if so....How you liking Our Lord's Wurlitzer thus far? If the bugs get worked out, I think it has the best potential of the TIMJ alternatives.
21schizoid
@kfarrnd Nah Kev, it's just me shootin' the shit, as per! I believe The Jukey to be the only viable option. As I've said already, since everyone is pretty much agreed that TIMJ is the dogs nads, why someone didn't ape it to a great degree, is a mystery to me. Anyway, it'll serve the purpose of keepin' us all together (well, mostly) though the multiple Jammin' aspect, does fragment conversations, which is not so good for gobby twerps like me...
mikelowe
You know what.....? There's a guy works down the Jukebox swears he's Pepe. He's a right little gobby devil!! :-)
PeteLaberge
One of their best! Loved it for years! And do not forget this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ6QP8BYn0 And not forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyu5prWjTE
PeteLaberge
In case you haven't heard, sorry to be repetitive: When the fun here is over, many of us are going to: http://www.letsloop.com Its not the fine toy Jam was, but they're young & growing! Also, an F/B page for X jammers: https://www.facebook.com/groups/229952510523950/ There is also: http://bullfrogjams.tumblr.com/ And Nusiki -- huge library, amazing features, great app, lots of friends! www.nusiki.com And: http://www.godsjukebox.com/ See you there! LLAP! Spread the word.
leejohnson
What I want to know is, whatever @21schizoid is on, can you get it over the counter, or is it prescription?? I want some!!
21schizoid
@mikelowe Hahaha. Brilliant, Mikey! I may pilfer that or if your rates are competitive (in a purely Scottish way) I may employ your skills for future scriptwriting...look at that, 264 people just left The Jukey... ;-D
21schizoid
@PeteLaberge Thank ya' Peteski. So many fine Monkee toons. Coulda' had a few Jams outta' those boys, alone. About time I had that truly annoying and repetitive message of yours, too. Every other bugger's had it. I thought it was a subversive plot, led by your nasty alter-ego, to marginalise me from the wunnerful other Jammin' sites. No-one gets rid of old Pepe that easily...unless I'm offered hard cash of course... ;-D
21schizoid
@leejohnson Hahaha. Noooooo Lee, stay away from the drugs. They don't work. Look at me. You stay safe, pal. Whilst I'm here...ah, hang on...(too expensive mate, I can get those wee pills for a fraction of)...Lee, can I get back to you...er, deal goin' down here... ;-D
PeteLaberge
@21schizoid Yep. Well, there is still a few days to jam more Monkeys. As for my message, folks asked me to spread it, so that no Jammers would be lost. I've been at it some 6 hrs a day! I've shared it to THOUSANDS. I've no idea anymore who I got & who I missed!!! So it wasn't a plot against you or anyone else! My evil plot was NOT to lose a single Jammer! We'd bribe ya ta get rid of ya, but yer too honest! So, we're gonna keep ya! Can't afford the bribe anyway...
PeteLaberge
@21schizoid I actually feel like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hrd767Xzfk But then Lorne Greene was ANOTHER crazy Canuck.....
21schizoid
@PeteLaberge Hahaha. Dammit, I had a figure in mind, too...wasn't so exorbitant! My memories of Lorne, are solely this... http://youtu.be/mjdRgBAY278 Happy youthful days...
PeteLaberge
@21schizoid When I was a kid: Every Sunday night, at ,I think, 7pm. After that was Ed Sulivan, and after Topo Gigio said goodnight Eddie, so did I! Loren Greene sings the theme: Bonanza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_bWoLY4lg Ponderosa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm0Ow9flJkA Ghost Riders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbtX9xpTjY Enjoy! (Yes, I am quite insane. Thanks for asking.)
PeteLaberge
In Canada, he used to do the news. we called him: "The Voice of God". https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lorne+greene+voice+of+god
21schizoid
@PeteLaberge Mad is Good!!Fantastic stuff...all of it...and wee Topo, now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time...
PeteLaberge
@21schizoid Glad you liked it. Then there was that ventriloquist that use to say: "S'al right! S'al right!' Mr Something or other, I forget the name. Hey, it was about 50 years ago, give my old gourd a break! But Topo, was a hero to me. (I was a fairly simple kid....!)
21schizoid
@PeteLaberge That vento ain't comin' to me...yet! Ah Pete, there's few enough genuine heroes around these days, so Topo sounds like a candidate to me... :-D
cbinseoul
Nice Jam PB and keep chuntering along ;)
psyclopstrees
What kind of sick imposters are running this page... I like there choice of music ;0/
21schizoid
@psyclopstrees Haha. Thank ya' Lee. I'm running a virus checker on my page, to see if I can flush these invaders out...it's sickening that they'd target an otherwise quiet and earnestly serious Jam corner...
21schizoid
@cbinseoul Thank ya' Craigy. It's all I've got, pal... ;-D
cwparker
Totally unexpected choice. It's a corker, though.
21schizoid
@cwparker Why thank ya' Carl. Good to get a wee surprise every now and then! Monkees were great though...pop at it's finest...
paulgdaly
Premier pop.
21schizoid
@paulgdaly That it is, sir...