@d0minic They're true musicians. Loads of great songs and covers. They're very zany. Bonkers instruments sometimes - which I find fascinating. Real life couple. Her voice is gorgeous. Enjoy! :-)
@An_Irish_Brit .....its called genetic cleansing ,,,,,ending your gene stream , is a service to mankind,,,i just happen to have been chosen by our lord , to do the deed,,pick a ditch baby..
@An_Irish_Brit ....ditches are not such bad places to get rid of bodys,,,,a nice secluded one ,,,get an old tarp or blanket,,,go down the fishing bait shop and buy ,about 4 bucket loads of maggots,,,push vic into ditch , cover libraly with maggots , leave to simmer ,,cover lot with tarp,,throw a few twigs on it ,,,,the stench will draw other scavengers....maggots will eat anything ,,hungry fuckers maggots
@kingofmen Haha! You've thought of everything. I'll bring a picnic. Save a few of those maggots to take home with you though, the could save you money on the poultice afterwards...
@Sid_Bonkers@An_Irish_Brit ..told yur iris,,sid is my witness,,,,,im no good for you iris...you only have to look at sids ,avatar to know he is completly sane and jsutified
I'm all for internet safety - its someting someone should have warned me about a long whle back. @kingofmen is a cad, a bounder and an outragious flirt - but not a murderer . I'm sure you can look after your self. If not my door is jammed open. I'm everyone's favourite aunt today. Including my niece . . .
@lindatee ...well is was never found guilty ,,i might have only got off on a technicality ,,but im still innocent in the eyes of the law......errrrr until next time anyways....
Yes @lindatee, you're quite right. I like his outrageous flirting though - it energises me. And yes, I suspect he is a cad and a bounder too. This will all change now though. He'll be PUTTY. Putty, Linda. I was gonna copy him in to this'n but I think I'll let him find it himself. You know? Make him work a little. Haha...
@kingofmen Oi - I just credited you by saying you're not an axe wielding murderer - I have no grounds to make such assumption .... I was doing you a favour which you clearly did not deserve - I didn't even ask for payment - that's how good I am to you!!! Man up and stop whinging...
@kingofmen You see @lindatee, I don't believe it. So far I have the following;
• fun
•good sense of humour
•witty
•friendly
•music lover
• advanced DIYer
• appreciates aesthetic beauty (classic cars, architecture, 50s furniture)
•enjoys rainy weather
• has friends (okay one - in Houxton TBC - so can't be all bad)
•speaks positively of Some Jamners
• tackle in good condition
•holding down a job
•humble
•considerate towards
There. That's what I got so far. All good qualities.
@An_Irish_Brit ..you should be my publicist,,,and funny enuf my best pal doe's live in hoxton......all the above could just be a ''ruse de guerre'' to lure you to a convinient ditch .....
@kingofmen Yes, I guess it could be, but it have my wits about me. What I reckon is: if we stay away from ditches we can keep the temptation out of reach. You can just keep all those fantasies about SLAYING me in your head then channel that energy in another direction...
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,3.30 you about ?.....boo hoooo im looking at the online tool catalogue for power tools ,,,do you have a chain saw,,,there are some beauty's out there ,,petrol drive, tungsten teeth and the price has just dropped,,,,,now if i can just justify buying one ...? ....you know a PROJECT ,,,as it were,,,,toodles
@kingofmen No I don't have a chain saw. I do have a hedge trimmer though - I cut through the cable whilst gardening a few months ago. Sorted it out though. Oh dear this seemed to be a running theme doesn't it? At this rate I'll've killed myself before I get anywhere near a ditch.
And anyway, how do you know I'm not the dodgy one of this partnership. Something you're overlooking. Placing yourself in danger with your "not caring" attitude. Maybe it have actually lulled you into a false sense of security ALREADY...?
@An_Irish_Brit ....cant remember saying ,,not caring,thats a tad childish, ambivalant in general, ennui sucks the life out of me,,, and an overwhelming inndifference just to the state of being.....if i saw you or anyone else in trouble in the street i would almost certainly help, so i care enough to be human, just have a problem raising the enthusiasm to get involved ,,,and leaving my postcode well!!! thats a problem...
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,but when you slice the cable they have a ''kill'' switch built in right , so it isolated it self ,,and you were fine ,,right ,,not the best idea you had mind,,,,still i would love a garden ,,,we have a roof garden and theres only 3 residents on my floor , but a real garden oooooooooooo
@kingofmen I'm the same re: raising the enthusiasm. I'm a bit of a loner at heart. Like my own space. And lots of it, in my gardens. Yes. Plural. Sorry.
@An_Irish_Brit ...dont be,,,gardens are wonderful things,,,to sit in the zen gardens of kyoto is one of lifes great mysterys,,or to walk the endless miles through the formal gardens of france ,,,life affirming
@kingofmen I love a formal garden. Not a country cottage type, I see their beauty, but I'm much more prefer slick and controlled with topiary and architectural plants. Lots of green. Prefer trees over flowers. Minimal colour scheme. I only really like white flowers. Prefer colour over type of flowers.
@kingofmen And as for loner, I dunno why it has such negative connotations for some people, but I just mean I usually prefer my own company on the main. I'm very self-reliant and am almost an island :-)
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,,,hayseed's bank cleaning gelt for arms sales....into a moral void to balance things out,,,,,idealogue in the house....VIVA LA CAUSA'....
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,anyone reading our shite ,,needs to take a good look in the mirror then top themselves...as our pointless drivel is incapable of sustaining life...
@kingofmeng Yes, lots of people say "I like roses" or "lilies" and I usually say "I like white flowers". Whenever get a bunch I think "they'd be better in white". White has a purity about it. A softness. White never tries too hard. Pink's too girly. Orange to brash, yellow over friendly (yet I usually buy yellow when I'm invited to dinner -hey-ho). I'm also not keen on having flowers bought for me really. Don't get me wrong, they're gorgeous things, but I feel I just sit around watching them
@An_Irish_Brit .... i have everything i need on my doorstep,,,i had a career that meant constant touring,,and i am exausted by the very thought of airports,,,unhygenic places with greed pushing and shoving elbows out at every turn
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,so i stay in my zip,,,who wants to battle for parking ,,,im a bus ride from tate modern to china town ,,,,whats out there that i have not experienced already ...i still travel for work but thats long haul and only when i cannot get out of it
@kingofmen I have an 8 mile drive. Takes 15 minutes. 20 if traffic's bad. But I'm out and about all day, not really office based and can work at home if I like. Very varied. I like that.
@kingofmen I live somewhere lovely. Backs onto a dual carriageway, but I like it. I'm also not overlooked by anyone apart from my neighbours. I'm not very sociable with them, say hello, pass a few pleasantries, but that's as far as I like to take it. Can't be arsed really.
@kingofmen Christ Almighty Moses. Just watched a video for lock bumping. I got locked out of my house on Saturday night due to a deadlock! Had a fireman explain to me how to get in - eye opener. SURPRISINGLY EASY. The whole story is in my twitter feed, I live tweeted it. Broke the key in the lock. It was dreadful. Had to walk 6 miles in total around 1am ish. Go have a read if you like. You'll have to scroll back though. There's also a tit pic. Haha :-)
@An_Irish_Brit i honestly have no social media ,,,just this site,,because people here love music and they are polite, you'll notice i only have the craic with people that like a bit of banter,,,the whole ''prove yourself/validate yourself '' thing with social media ,,is dull beyond acceptance,,, i like the fact i can only ''like '' persons jams here ,,,if i dont like it ,,i can keep my dumb cake hole shut,,,,which is how it should be ----
@An_Irish_Brit ...ive seen a tit before ,,,it was very nice ,,,and im sure your hangers are exceptional ,but im going to pass on that offer ,,,but thanks anyway
@An_Irish_Brit ...now you have the coup on lock bumping im gonna send you the link for program to hack any mobile,,and turn the hacked mobile camera on , to see what people are up to,,,,,,,
@An_Irish_Brit@Sid_Bonkers@kemiladashdot have included special K as he likes to be aware of the world and @BladeRunner jessica writes and should be aware of this stuff ,, i think i might have warned her about it b4,,,check the cell hack program jess soon [ within 5 years ] no government or anything else will have secure data ,,,for every lock [ cyber ] there are 10 keys now,,programs that over ride programs with ease,,,,
@An_Irish_Brit ...next time you get locked out you know who to call,,,,,i dont know how to look at twitter ,,but would like to see your broken keys ,,that is a bit off,,,give your locks a squirt of WD40 now before winter gets real,,,,tell me how to operate twitter ,,,and ill read your account ,,and maybe suggest a few simple ways to not break keys or get locked out,,,,all ''yale '' type keys are vunerable but there is a way around it [ there always is right ].....
@kingofmen I work on an industrial estate and to get into the building I have to open huge gates. The lock can be temperamental. Locksmith says WD40 isn't as good as Vaseline. #SexyDIYTips
@An_Irish_Brit thats because vaseline lasts longer ,,but it is a grease and grease goes hard after a while ,,depends on weather ,,,if it gets cold ''VAS'' can do all kinds off strange stuff,,,also anything sticks to vaseline ,,,dust ,,,particulates,,,any kind of carbon in the air [ from car brakes etc ] and theres ya block right there...nothing much sticks to WD40 as it runs off pretty quick ,,,,but heh what ever works
@kingofmen I've never had a Facebook account. There's a reason that so didn't keep in touch from everyone from school*. Twitter is like people you don't know, Facebook is the opposite. If it wasn't for Twitter people I wouldn't be here. Kept posting songs via a YouTube link in a tweet and then saw all the Jammers. People kept telling/asking me to join but I never did. SHOULDA DONE IT *AAAAAGES* AGO. I looooooove TIMJ. Even said to BertrandRustles a few weeks ago that I thought TIMJ might even
@An_Irish_Brit ,,had a butchers at your twitter thing,,,,all those keys on that image open locks that are easy to get into ...on one of the ''bump'' links i sent you the guy shows a ''bump gun'' you can buy these guns for £15 on e bay ,,they are made in china ,,scary ehhhh
@kingofmen be BETTER than Twitter as everyone is nice. Pretty much a repeat of what you said about it - if you like the song like it and/or comment, if not then jog on (but nice jogging - very lovely). People get are great. Too much posturing and jostling on Twitter - I agree. Well said Sir. Wait! Majesty :-)
@An_Irish_Brit ahhhhh ok i get it now ,,,,,,face book= scum buzzards ,,twitter personal ,,,,,,,ok make sense ....i have constant ear ache fro people telling me i have to join this or that ,,,im like why ?...i see my buds and talk to them old skool style ,,,i think its called being a human being ,,ahahahahhah
@kingofmen VERY SCARY, Yes! Yikes! I had a dog until earlier this year. He made me feel safe. I live in a nice 'hood though, so I'm fine really. It's just you gawping at me via my camera phone is all I have to worry about now hahaha...
@kingofmen Join if you like, don't if you like. That's my motto*. Everyone should so their own thing. I gave you earache or type ache or whatever this is. You're be if on Twitter, but whatever. Do what you like x
@An_Irish_Brit no no no not you sweet iris,,,,,my pals telling me twitter is the greatest thing since crack cocaine......i just cannot see the benefits of knowing some guardian editors thoughts on something he knows little about and has just cribbed off wiki,,,,,,is there no place for original thought in todays media slave britain
@An_Irish_Brit take your promotion with magnonimity woman ,,,from internet body to friend is a huge leap ,,,,,,give yur self a smack on the side of the head to check its all real
@kingofmen You don't carry a mobile about? Wow, you're HARDCORE OLD SKOOL ;-). I do. Get an alert immediately you comment. Right in my pocket. Amazing.
@An_Irish_Brit tottaly i have a samsung note 3 ,,,size of a brick,,,,,,if i was a heart surgeon , i would understand the need for instant communication ,,,but im not,,,and frankly ,there are few situations that cannot wait ,,,,so there ,,take that modern world
@kingofmen Internet body? Haha, just a piece of meat until I proved my worth. A girl* could get offended by this, but I'll put it down to Freud again and his subconscious slip theory ;-) x
@kingofmen haha! I admire your stance, but I rarely even answer my phone. I prefer a text. Hate pressing play on answer phone messages. I currently have 11 waiting to be listened to. SEND A TEXT AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER - that's another motto I never use.
104 Comments (since 28 Oct 2013)
soorajsoman
Haha....good one! Think you'll be reasonably safe after this knee busting cry for help;-)x
An_Irish_Brit
@soorajsoman Veiled threat. I suspect he's a "big teddy bear" actually but, shhhhhhhh, let's keep this between us two ;-)
d0minic
never heard them before. This is great! Thanks for the introduction :)
An_Irish_Brit
@d0minic They're true musicians. Loads of great songs and covers. They're very zany. Bonkers instruments sometimes - which I find fascinating. Real life couple. Her voice is gorgeous. Enjoy! :-)
An_Irish_Brit
@steties Indeed Sir :-)
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit .....its called genetic cleansing ,,,,,ending your gene stream , is a service to mankind,,,i just happen to have been chosen by our lord , to do the deed,,pick a ditch baby..
kingofmen
mmmmmm really like this ,,,,she has a strange voice ,,,kinda part trained ,,part bi polar
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Well I would, but I honestly think it's too early in our relationship for you to ditch me just yet.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen *creased up at 'part bi-polar'*
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ....ditches are not such bad places to get rid of bodys,,,,a nice secluded one ,,,get an old tarp or blanket,,,go down the fishing bait shop and buy ,about 4 bucket loads of maggots,,,push vic into ditch , cover libraly with maggots , leave to simmer ,,cover lot with tarp,,throw a few twigs on it ,,,,the stench will draw other scavengers....maggots will eat anything ,,hungry fuckers maggots
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Haha! You've thought of everything. I'll bring a picnic. Save a few of those maggots to take home with you though, the could save you money on the poultice afterwards...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...told ya my didller enjoys fine fettle ,,,fit as a flea my chap...
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Glad to hear it! *updates Kingofmen's dossier*
Sid_Bonkers
Great jam but watch out for @kingofmen, I think he may have stopped taking his medication!!
kingofmen
@Sid_Bonkers @An_Irish_Brit ..told yur iris,,sid is my witness,,,,,im no good for you iris...you only have to look at sids ,avatar to know he is completly sane and jsutified
lindatee
I'm all for internet safety - its someting someone should have warned me about a long whle back. @kingofmen is a cad, a bounder and an outragious flirt - but not a murderer . I'm sure you can look after your self. If not my door is jammed open. I'm everyone's favourite aunt today. Including my niece . . .
kingofmen
@lindatee dear lindt,,,are you familiar with the expression '' dammed by faint praise''
lindatee
@kingofmen - shhhhhhh... I'm not doing you an injustice love .... I think you shine with my praise!!
kingofmen
@lindatee ...well is was never found guilty ,,i might have only got off on a technicality ,,but im still innocent in the eyes of the law......errrrr until next time anyways....
BertrandRustles
Fabulous. New to me.
lindatee
@kingofmen everyone knows the eyes of the law are myopic at best .....
An_Irish_Brit
Yes @lindatee, you're quite right. I like his outrageous flirting though - it energises me. And yes, I suspect he is a cad and a bounder too. This will all change now though. He'll be PUTTY. Putty, Linda. I was gonna copy him in to this'n but I think I'll let him find it himself. You know? Make him work a little. Haha...
lindatee
That's the spirit girl - you go for it ; )
natyblooming
great choice!!!! ;)
kingofmen
@lindatee ,,,and everyone dislikes a grass...
BarneyRubble
Love the track and it looks like they had so much fun making the vid - lack of meds all round
lindatee
@kingofmen Oi - I just credited you by saying you're not an axe wielding murderer - I have no grounds to make such assumption .... I was doing you a favour which you clearly did not deserve - I didn't even ask for payment - that's how good I am to you!!! Man up and stop whinging...
kingofmen
@lindatee ...oh all right then,,,,,but i did warn ya,,,no redeeming qualitys ? ...
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen You see @lindatee, I don't believe it. So far I have the following; • fun •good sense of humour •witty •friendly •music lover • advanced DIYer • appreciates aesthetic beauty (classic cars, architecture, 50s furniture) •enjoys rainy weather • has friends (okay one - in Houxton TBC - so can't be all bad) •speaks positively of Some Jamners • tackle in good condition •holding down a job •humble •considerate towards There. That's what I got so far. All good qualities.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen "considerate towards neighbours" that last'n was supposed to be. And Hoxton. But you get the idea. @lindatee
lindatee
@An_Irish_Brit all excellent qualities I agree... Anyone who appreciates the 50s style must be alright... Ill think you'll be quite safe - have fun x
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ..you should be my publicist,,,and funny enuf my best pal doe's live in hoxton......all the above could just be a ''ruse de guerre'' to lure you to a convinient ditch .....
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Yes, I guess it could be, but it have my wits about me. What I reckon is: if we stay away from ditches we can keep the temptation out of reach. You can just keep all those fantasies about SLAYING me in your head then channel that energy in another direction...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ....SLAYING ? drop the s and you would be a lot closer..
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Hahaha...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,3.30 you about ?.....boo hoooo im looking at the online tool catalogue for power tools ,,,do you have a chain saw,,,there are some beauty's out there ,,petrol drive, tungsten teeth and the price has just dropped,,,,,now if i can just justify buying one ...? ....you know a PROJECT ,,,as it were,,,,toodles
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen No I don't have a chain saw. I do have a hedge trimmer though - I cut through the cable whilst gardening a few months ago. Sorted it out though. Oh dear this seemed to be a running theme doesn't it? At this rate I'll've killed myself before I get anywhere near a ditch.
An_Irish_Brit
And anyway, how do you know I'm not the dodgy one of this partnership. Something you're overlooking. Placing yourself in danger with your "not caring" attitude. Maybe it have actually lulled you into a false sense of security ALREADY...?
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen How many times've you read your list then...? TELL ME.
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ....i read my list exactly ,,once... and was too embarrassed to look again
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ....cant remember saying ,,not caring,thats a tad childish, ambivalant in general, ennui sucks the life out of me,,, and an overwhelming inndifference just to the state of being.....if i saw you or anyone else in trouble in the street i would almost certainly help, so i care enough to be human, just have a problem raising the enthusiasm to get involved ,,,and leaving my postcode well!!! thats a problem...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,but when you slice the cable they have a ''kill'' switch built in right , so it isolated it self ,,and you were fine ,,right ,,not the best idea you had mind,,,,still i would love a garden ,,,we have a roof garden and theres only 3 residents on my floor , but a real garden oooooooooooo
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,....i have no sense of security false or otherwise ,,,nor do i want one ,,its an illusion ,,,,,im my best security ...
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Awww, "...too embarrassed to look again" -- too cute.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I'm the same re: raising the enthusiasm. I'm a bit of a loner at heart. Like my own space. And lots of it, in my gardens. Yes. Plural. Sorry.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I've always been my own security all my life. Best way. First mortgage 22 years olds.
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...dont be,,,gardens are wonderful things,,,to sit in the zen gardens of kyoto is one of lifes great mysterys,,or to walk the endless miles through the formal gardens of france ,,,life affirming
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ....first bank job 17 ,,driver,,,,
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I love a formal garden. Not a country cottage type, I see their beauty, but I'm much more prefer slick and controlled with topiary and architectural plants. Lots of green. Prefer trees over flowers. Minimal colour scheme. I only really like white flowers. Prefer colour over type of flowers.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen getaway driver...?
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Did you enjoy finding out about my flower and plant preferences? #tedium #sorry
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen And as for loner, I dunno why it has such negative connotations for some people, but I just mean I usually prefer my own company on the main. I'm very self-reliant and am almost an island :-)
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Do you think anyone else reads all this shite we write...?
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...the revolution is always hungry ...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit i object to any inference of robbery, returning assets to their rightful owners.......''aggression in defence of liberty is no vice''
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,,,hayseed's bank cleaning gelt for arms sales....into a moral void to balance things out,,,,,idealogue in the house....VIVA LA CAUSA'....
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,anyone reading our shite ,,needs to take a good look in the mirror then top themselves...as our pointless drivel is incapable of sustaining life...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit actually i did enjoy hearing your floral views,,,,
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmeng Yes, lots of people say "I like roses" or "lilies" and I usually say "I like white flowers". Whenever get a bunch I think "they'd be better in white". White has a purity about it. A softness. White never tries too hard. Pink's too girly. Orange to brash, yellow over friendly (yet I usually buy yellow when I'm invited to dinner -hey-ho). I'm also not keen on having flowers bought for me really. Don't get me wrong, they're gorgeous things, but I feel I just sit around watching them
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen fade and die. #moreplantstuffnowthatyoureintoit
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen What did you mean about having trouble leaving your postcode?
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen TRY NOT TO *SEE THE LIST* WHEN YOU SCROLL BACK, Cutester! ;-)
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit .... i have everything i need on my doorstep,,,i had a career that meant constant touring,,and i am exausted by the very thought of airports,,,unhygenic places with greed pushing and shoving elbows out at every turn
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,so i stay in my zip,,,who wants to battle for parking ,,,im a bus ride from tate modern to china town ,,,,whats out there that i have not experienced already ...i still travel for work but thats long haul and only when i cannot get out of it
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen All sounds perfectly reasonable to me Sir. Just wanted to know why, that's all. Good good.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I have an 8 mile drive. Takes 15 minutes. 20 if traffic's bad. But I'm out and about all day, not really office based and can work at home if I like. Very varied. I like that.
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit not sure about sir,,,should be ''majesty '' or highness'' or your imensness''
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I was thinking "Master", but we'll get to that later...
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit .... i live off drury lane ,,so i live in a traffic jam
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...gonna put a couple of new deadlocks on door, back later google lock bumping'' an eye opener for civilians
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I live somewhere lovely. Backs onto a dual carriageway, but I like it. I'm also not overlooked by anyone apart from my neighbours. I'm not very sociable with them, say hello, pass a few pleasantries, but that's as far as I like to take it. Can't be arsed really.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Christ Almighty Moses. Just watched a video for lock bumping. I got locked out of my house on Saturday night due to a deadlock! Had a fireman explain to me how to get in - eye opener. SURPRISINGLY EASY. The whole story is in my twitter feed, I live tweeted it. Broke the key in the lock. It was dreadful. Had to walk 6 miles in total around 1am ish. Go have a read if you like. You'll have to scroll back though. There's also a tit pic. Haha :-)
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit i honestly have no social media ,,,just this site,,because people here love music and they are polite, you'll notice i only have the craic with people that like a bit of banter,,,the whole ''prove yourself/validate yourself '' thing with social media ,,is dull beyond acceptance,,, i like the fact i can only ''like '' persons jams here ,,,if i dont like it ,,i can keep my dumb cake hole shut,,,,which is how it should be ----
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...ive seen a tit before ,,,it was very nice ,,,and im sure your hangers are exceptional ,but im going to pass on that offer ,,,but thanks anyway
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...now you have the coup on lock bumping im gonna send you the link for program to hack any mobile,,and turn the hacked mobile camera on , to see what people are up to,,,,,,,
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit @Sid_Bonkers ...........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpXjHsF--A4 cell hack program sid likes this sorta stuff ill link lock bumping as well as a general service to the jammers community
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit @Sid_Bonkers ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTVBWCijEQ bump key tutorial no one believes me when i tell em ,,,so here is the proof
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit @Sid_Bonkers @kemiladashdot have included special K as he likes to be aware of the world and @BladeRunner jessica writes and should be aware of this stuff ,, i think i might have warned her about it b4,,,check the cell hack program jess soon [ within 5 years ] no government or anything else will have secure data ,,,for every lock [ cyber ] there are 10 keys now,,programs that over ride programs with ease,,,,
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ...next time you get locked out you know who to call,,,,,i dont know how to look at twitter ,,but would like to see your broken keys ,,that is a bit off,,,give your locks a squirt of WD40 now before winter gets real,,,,tell me how to operate twitter ,,,and ill read your account ,,and maybe suggest a few simple ways to not break keys or get locked out,,,,all ''yale '' type keys are vunerable but there is a way around it [ there always is right ].....
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen just Google "@An_Irish_Brit Twitter" it should be the first thing in search results. Easy peasy. Just click it.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I work on an industrial estate and to get into the building I have to open huge gates. The lock can be temperamental. Locksmith says WD40 isn't as good as Vaseline. #SexyDIYTips
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit thats because vaseline lasts longer ,,but it is a grease and grease goes hard after a while ,,depends on weather ,,,if it gets cold ''VAS'' can do all kinds off strange stuff,,,also anything sticks to vaseline ,,,dust ,,,particulates,,,any kind of carbon in the air [ from car brakes etc ] and theres ya block right there...nothing much sticks to WD40 as it runs off pretty quick ,,,,but heh what ever works
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,,oh ok ill do that ,,,did not know you could twitter thing from computer
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen Vaseline does get a bit gunky from time to time. You're absolutely right about contaminants.
An_Irish_Brit
@kingofmen I've never had a Facebook account. There's a reason that so didn't keep in touch from everyone from school*. Twitter is like people you don't know, Facebook is the opposite. If it wasn't for Twitter people I wouldn't be here. Kept posting songs via a YouTube link in a tweet and then saw all the Jammers. People kept telling/asking me to join but I never did. SHOULDA DONE IT *AAAAAGES* AGO. I looooooove TIMJ. Even said to BertrandRustles a few weeks ago that I thought TIMJ might even
kingofmen
@An_Irish_Brit ,,had a butchers at your twitter thing,,,,all those keys on that image open locks that are easy to get into ...on one of the ''bump'' links i sent you the guy shows a ''bump gun'' you can buy these guns for £15 on e bay ,,they are made in china ,,scary ehhhh
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@kingofmen be BETTER than Twitter as everyone is nice. Pretty much a repeat of what you said about it - if you like the song like it and/or comment, if not then jog on (but nice jogging - very lovely). People get are great. Too much posturing and jostling on Twitter - I agree. Well said Sir. Wait! Majesty :-)
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@An_Irish_Brit ahhhhh ok i get it now ,,,,,,face book= scum buzzards ,,twitter personal ,,,,,,,ok make sense ....i have constant ear ache fro people telling me i have to join this or that ,,,im like why ?...i see my buds and talk to them old skool style ,,,i think its called being a human being ,,ahahahahhah
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@kingofmen VERY SCARY, Yes! Yikes! I had a dog until earlier this year. He made me feel safe. I live in a nice 'hood though, so I'm fine really. It's just you gawping at me via my camera phone is all I have to worry about now hahaha...
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@kingofmen SEE, you're more human than me! I KNEW IT! ;-)
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@An_Irish_Brit we protect our friends
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@kingofmen Join if you like, don't if you like. That's my motto*. Everyone should so their own thing. I gave you earache or type ache or whatever this is. You're be if on Twitter, but whatever. Do what you like x
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@kingofmen (*I don't really have a motto)
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@An_Irish_Brit the'll be no gawping ,,,bogging ,,,or peeping,,,,i do not even carry my mobile about
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@kingofmen You said I wasn't your internet buddy the other day. Now I'm your friend. You confuse me Emperor... ;-)
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@An_Irish_Brit no no no not you sweet iris,,,,,my pals telling me twitter is the greatest thing since crack cocaine......i just cannot see the benefits of knowing some guardian editors thoughts on something he knows little about and has just cribbed off wiki,,,,,,is there no place for original thought in todays media slave britain
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@An_Irish_Brit take your promotion with magnonimity woman ,,,from internet body to friend is a huge leap ,,,,,,give yur self a smack on the side of the head to check its all real
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@kingofmen You don't carry a mobile about? Wow, you're HARDCORE OLD SKOOL ;-). I do. Get an alert immediately you comment. Right in my pocket. Amazing.
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@An_Irish_Brit tottaly i have a samsung note 3 ,,,size of a brick,,,,,,if i was a heart surgeon , i would understand the need for instant communication ,,,but im not,,,and frankly ,there are few situations that cannot wait ,,,,so there ,,take that modern world
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@kingofmen Internet body? Haha, just a piece of meat until I proved my worth. A girl* could get offended by this, but I'll put it down to Freud again and his subconscious slip theory ;-) x
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@An_Irish_Brit im going down the cafe l8z
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@An_Irish_Brit bollocks to getting offended ,,,you can look after yo self cafe time l888888888zzzzzzzz
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@kingofmen haha! I admire your stance, but I rarely even answer my phone. I prefer a text. Hate pressing play on answer phone messages. I currently have 11 waiting to be listened to. SEND A TEXT AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER - that's another motto I never use.
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@kingofmen ok later. Bye for now x