“Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit. Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow...”
Last Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit. Next Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow...
For - but not JUST for -"The inevitable asterisk"
And if I get to heaven’s gate / I’ll doubtless have to wait / while St Peter investigates / the inevitable asterisk
Half Man Half Biscuit's next album was "Achtung Bono". This contains one of their most popular songs "Joy Division Oven Gloves", but I've gone for this instead, which among other things talks of why Darts on a sop opera is just wrong. 1
Is your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat? 2
Not been well lately.