68 Comments (since 4 Nov 2014)
It has a nice ring to it king!
@kingofmen I for one would be thrilled to be part of a group called Meat Hoop!
@kingofmen perhaps the dance routines could involve hula hoops adorned with raw steak...
Love "Teddy's Jam" and Guy and Teddy Riley in general! I was shocked to learn a while back that Teddy went on to become pretty much the godfather of the new jack swing era that arrived in the early '90s and became a hell of a producer, working with everyone from Michael Jackson to Stevie Wonder. AND he was in Wreckx N Effect!
P.S. Beautiful choice in background image. :D
@jackietheripper @shiningsun2k ...thats how i met @debutch we were in a male stripper group called MEAT HOOP,,,always talk of going back on the road to whore our selves out to lusty teens who want to show of to their friends how worldly they are,,,,,need a good pimp thought make it work.....do you have any thespian experience mr shiny
@kingofmen Do I? I put the "the" in thespian!
@kingofmen Or maybe I put the pee in thespian?
@shiningsun2k ,,,ive no no idea what the fuck you are talking about,,,BUT YOUR IN.....any kind of gibberish is welcome in my brain,,,,,,can you paso dobley' ?
@jackietheripper ...whats that song you sing jackie,,,'' the last word in lonesome is ME''....seems mr shiny is a natural.....polish ya thong jackie were going back on the road,,,,wheeeeeeeeee hooooooooooooooooooo
all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
@kingofmen @jackietheripper ...Don't forget kom,I have to be eternally grateful to your fine taste... It was your devine inspiration of "MeatHoop" that gave birth to "Debutch"
( @SheRa you're DaBest! they're really bonding in the most funny way - thanks for the head of security, this is priceless)
@shiningsun2k Yes the godfather of New Jack Swing...he knew he couldn't where button-less shirts and tight leather pants forever - he had other talents as well.
@kingofmen @debutch @shiningsun2k OK - I haven't heard from the other members of the grop yet but Meat Hoop seems to be a name you can use to channel your alter egos -I like the "Mr Shiny" thing as well - I'm gonna, er I mean "we" are gonna be rich!
@jackietheripper Just Shake your Rump!
@BladeRunner HA HA HA we need them to be close before the big ego filled fall out that will spawn a dozen "Behind the Music" episodes and back story shows...You are Head of security for a group called Meat Hoop!!! My next creations will of course be an All Girl group...keep the money rolling in Ka -CHing!
Now I Will have to add nick names - we already have Mr. Shiny..
@SheRa hauhauhauhauah I feel as if I'm watching Reservoir Dogs... (in a bizarre way)
@kingofmen @SheRa @BladeRunner @jackietheripper @shiningsun2k ....I'll be "MR. GRISTLE"....
@SheRa @BladeRunner @kingofmen @shiningsun2k ....and I nominate @jackietheripper for "MR SPANKY".....
...E.B.OLA HERE...will there be cake at the after party....?.....
@BladeRunner ..hi jess as requested BIO=for meat hoop....the best of legendary boy band ''OFFAL'' and superstar strip and sing kings '' the 4SKINZ'' meat hoop deliver the kind of experience usually only found in opium dreams..what the critics say'' not a dry seat in the house'' '' gristle could charm the drawers off a dead nun and they play some tunes''......fill in the blanks jess.....
@kingofmen I LOVE IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Great Bio!
@BladeRunner Yes, Yes... in a bizarre way....I will be going offline for a few days so you will have to tame this group in case they get out of hand!
@debutch Mr. Gristle and Mr. Spanky - Wow!!! @philipnareike was supposed to be in the group as well but I have not hears from him...
@kingofmen Yes - One for eating and one to jump out of...Well someone will jump out of it..that is old school and we could bring it back!
Can I change mine to Mr. Happypants? 'Cause it rhymes with happenstance.. :)
@jackietheripper Hmm That is a good one also - but SOMEONE needs to be Mr. Spanky...
Why am I Mr. Spanky? Why can't we pick our own names? Everyone else has a cool sounding name, and I'm Mr. Spanky..
@jackietheripper ...spanky ..spanky ...spanky,,,,,
@kingofmen ok I'm working on this errr... press release
@kingofmen How's things? Body still holding up? Looking forward to the Anfield game on Saturday?
@mloup ...a result at the pool,,and the look on there way....me ,, not great ,going to asia saturday to work,,,need to get away from london for a while get some work in
@kingofmen Sorry to hear that Troy. Is it your back still? Asia and warmer weather would be good news for that :) And yes, a leave Anfield undeated and the Blues will have done four of their hardest away games already. Big if though - those Scousers are not fond of us cheeky Londoners. That Gerrard song might get an outing or two...
@mloup ...hahahaha yes the gerrard song might get a saucy rendition,,,,yeah back, and the stuff i have to inject into my abdomen to control th gout ,has to be sent to singapore, in a cold container ,,and that aint easy,,,needles and borders are never fun.....sun helps more than you can imagine mat, i need to get stuck in to work, mum stuff is wearing down here, F went ok,,but lot of emotional fall out from family..you know how it is
@kingofmen Sounds like a change of scene and the sun on your back is just what the doctor ordered. Look after yourself mate :)
@jackietheripper ;) :)
@mloup ..thanks mat....
@jackietheripper jackie just think of the hot chicks....
@kingofmen Here's a tonic straight away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJjTHCN1jg
@jackietheripper You CAN pick your name...just delegate Spanky to somebody..
@SheRa ....rip rip rocktip......jackie likes to rock some
@mloup ...heee haw ..your right ,,,thats a tonic for the troops,,,my pal ramone is a palace fan,,,,,he sings this to me down the phone when drunk,,,,,,gottta say have you seen a better defender than john terry this season,,,,,or a better outfield player than hazard,,,i jumped the gun last year ,,,,JoMo needed to get it back to his way of playing....what a great league that premiership
@debutch HA! "Mr. Gristle"...I like it!
I hereby delegate Mr. Spanky to Philly! :)
OK....The Girl Group?....(I'm looking forward to this..:) )
@debutch You can make early suggestions if you like ;-) I mean - these gals will go on tour with you...
Ooh, OK...And will we all be sharing the same after-gig hot-tub? ;-)
I think I'd like to hear @kingofmen 's & @jackietheripper 's suggestions first........ (erm...on second thoughts!..)
The Ginger Chicks?
The Red Headed Step Sisters?
My cousin was in a band called The Meat Sisters. Hahaha. They're no longer together, so we could probably use it.
@jackietheripper I'm not mr spanky either. Ok I'll be mr. Schnitzel.
@philipnareike @jackietheripper @debutch @SheRa ,,,sissy mary's,,,ill be spanky EE..BEE,,,OLA,,then,,,the that'll be the buckinghamshire spanky;s of course.....the girl band needs to be something like ''stewed mince'' or ''the naked giblets''
@kingofmen ...like you said a few months back...ANY excuse to use the word, "giblets"..HaWHaWHaW!!
@debutch ,,,as a former maestro of meat i thought you would like that one....
@jackietheripper Hey Jax, your rant, "Everyone else has a cool name"...I ONLY just realised what you did there ( AND where you got it from) ha! very good!...(I'm a bit slow today, you see...)
Help us!! @BladeRunner We've all turned into Divas and we haven't even gone on the road yet!...
Hey @mloup a footy note on the side! My hometown team finally returned to the A league, or 1st division (??) (I don't know the word in English, but I think you understand what I'm talking about. It's not my CAP, but the team from where I was born) it took us 27 years to return!!! during this time we spent 1 year without any division, got into D division, and started this long way until A division and last night we finally got there! the 1st classified of B division! =D
@debutch I am LOVING this! but don't forget, i'm really gonna put you guys on your places - I'm the press agent, the head of security, and I very good disciplining dog... ops, individuals. Seriously considering taking some krav maga classes, maybe the blood heritage will make it easier (as my size isn't threatening at all)
@kingofmen @jackietheripper @philipnareike ..I would take @BladeRunners 's threat of discipline seriously, lads....y'know she's even managed to get Poker Face making cups of tea for her...( it's the little ones you have to watch...)
@BladeRunner Hey..just noticed...Congratulations on your team!! ( Forgotten their name but I know they're red & black..."Palmas" or something?)
@BladeRunner Hi Jess - what a great story! Your hometown must be overjoyed (and slightly hungover today) : ) Will you go to their first game back in the 1st division? Should be a party atmosphere
Maybe the girls should just pick their own name! heh