South of France 1972 & Keith Richards pops into the toilet to do whatever decadent rock stars do in those places. Suddenly...eerily still & silent, Keith has an epiphany & goes within himself. His senses heightened & tingling, he experiences an existential elevation, absorbing the molecules & reality of the fabric & materials of his surroundings...the ceramics, the wood, the metal & the porcelain synchronises into the very essence of his being.....
....an hour later, he bursts out of the door frantically looking for Jagger. "MICK! MICK!" he shouts with a damp fag hanging from his smirking lips. "Mick" he drawls, "I've DONE it!..I've written the last remaining song we need for "Exile on Main St. " "Oh!" said Mick " You mean the 'deep' one? ..the 'philosophical' one? Well, that's FAN-TAS-TIC, Keef!!!" beams Mick in his best mockney twang. " What's it called, then?" "errrr" slurs Keef, swayin' on his heels.."rock 'n' roll toilet".........
BAAA HA HA HA HAAAA! I seriously laughed out loud at that fantasy and it's late here and I live in an apartment - I hope I didn't wake the neighbors. :D
Oh and I absolutely love this song, by the way. I became aware of The Soft Boys and Robyn Hitchcock thanks to TIMJ a year or so ago and I've liked everything I've heard by them, but this is my new favorite.
Ohhh this is so perfect and sooo Stones! Almost spitted out my coffee laughing at your Jam fantasy!!! You have an impressive mind Mr. Butch! Loved it =D
HA HA HA...I have been listening to the music first then guessing who you thought should've recorded it . I KNEW IT!!!!! Fabulous pick...the Stones have a new tour, they need a "What if "section to their concert this would be PERFECT!!!
@BladeRunner. ..."impressive mind"? Oh, than you Jess! That's MUCH nicer than "crackpot" or "deranged mind" which is what I normally get! Sorry about your coffe. Hope it didn't stain! ;-D
@philipnareike ...but "ABCs" were easy! I underestimated this task!...btw, don't you think that "The Cubicles of Iniquity" would make a great band name? :-)
@debutch@philipnareike that's kind of what I said him on the 1st one - quite some work ahead! but wow!!! Butch, you're creating new synapses on our minds - you must go on! it's for the good of TIMJ
@BladeRunner@philipnareike .....YES! ( staring wildly into space...) I must play with peoples' minds....turn their worlds upside down...as @kingofmen once said ( ...STIRRING background music )...My people NEED me... ;-D
@debutch but you can do it... I know you can....it's for the good of your fellow jammers....I once spent 3 weeks in the outer reaches of the cosmos during the cosmicspacejam... Remember @BladeRunner .....but that was easy compared with your task ....you can do it... I'm sure you can...think sideways and up and down.....think of the prize st the end of it!
@debutch@philipnareike I can already see the bewildered stare your eyes, Butch!!! (First time I use the word bewildered! How about that?! See? New synapses already!)
That's right Phil @philipnareike What's the world coming to when someone @BladeRunner whose native tongue is Portuguese speaks to us in English and then we have to look it up in the dictionary! hahaha! That's so cool Jess! :-D
@BladeRunner Haha! Now that's a great word! It may be the apocalypse but we are happily jiggling to the calypso beat as the world collapses around us!
@debutch I know...I feel deeply ashamed....Jess, you've just taught me synapses, and what have I taught you?.....a measly bull's 'pizzle'....oh dearie me.....may the Lord have mercy on me... ...the shame of it! Haha!!
@debutch Okay..it's time to get sensible and intelligent...AND scientific......#WorldofScienceweek .....we'll start it when you finally finish #WHATIF ?? .....how many weeks will we have to wait then?
@debutch I've noticed nobody else has joined in with your #WHATIF ?? theme, and just look how successful #JackJam is.......Right! That's it.....I'm gonna do a #WHATIF ?? Jam ....one day Butch...I promise you I will.......one day......(Think! Think!....errrrrr?...hmmmm?........)
@philipnareike Well, I need to pace this one ( one every 2 or 3 days) to give me 'thinking time' , so I should finish it about a week before my birthday ( May 2nd ...ANY reason to plug it lol! ) but I'll need to have some convalescence from stress up until the big day, so .....I'll be ready sometime soon after my birthday ( ...WHICH AGAIN, IS MAY THE 2ND......Did everybody see that?? ) ;-)
@philipnareike@debutch huahauhau oh well, besides pizzle i've also learned the difference between saying pants or trousers! So, we may add "apocalypso" to our glossary - where we already have the infamous "goosebumping" ;)
55 Comments (since 2 Apr 2015)
debutch
***JAM FANTASIES!!!***
debutch
South of France 1972 & Keith Richards pops into the toilet to do whatever decadent rock stars do in those places. Suddenly...eerily still & silent, Keith has an epiphany & goes within himself. His senses heightened & tingling, he experiences an existential elevation, absorbing the molecules & reality of the fabric & materials of his surroundings...the ceramics, the wood, the metal & the porcelain synchronises into the very essence of his being.....
debutch
....an hour later, he bursts out of the door frantically looking for Jagger. "MICK! MICK!" he shouts with a damp fag hanging from his smirking lips. "Mick" he drawls, "I've DONE it!..I've written the last remaining song we need for "Exile on Main St. " "Oh!" said Mick " You mean the 'deep' one? ..the 'philosophical' one? Well, that's FAN-TAS-TIC, Keef!!!" beams Mick in his best mockney twang. " What's it called, then?" "errrr" slurs Keef, swayin' on his heels.."rock 'n' roll toilet".........
debutch
......."WHAT IF???"/ Jam Fantasies!".......
ssrock
BAAA HA HA HA HAAAA! I seriously laughed out loud at that fantasy and it's late here and I live in an apartment - I hope I didn't wake the neighbors. :D
ssrock
Oh and I absolutely love this song, by the way. I became aware of The Soft Boys and Robyn Hitchcock thanks to TIMJ a year or so ago and I've liked everything I've heard by them, but this is my new favorite.
BertrandRustles
BRILLIANT! So Stones. Great track though from a great band.
mariellabg
LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzz
rvniko
Ha ha, great jam and a fave album of mind. Have another track lined up to jam in the not too distant future...
rvniko
*mine
ada23
Lol :)
BladeRunner
Ohhh this is so perfect and sooo Stones! Almost spitted out my coffee laughing at your Jam fantasy!!! You have an impressive mind Mr. Butch! Loved it =D
jackietheripper
HawHAwHAwHawHAW!!! Good one!
SheRa
HA HA HA...I have been listening to the music first then guessing who you thought should've recorded it . I KNEW IT!!!!! Fabulous pick...the Stones have a new tour, they need a "What if "section to their concert this would be PERFECT!!!
colinflynn28
nice one! great track this :)
theprogrammer
Really good track!
christineb
Bawhahahahah... you seriously crack me up!!
BeeBee
In my world,this is a song about next door's fir trees!
debutch
@ssrock haha! Tell your neighbours sorry from me! ...I expected Robyn Hitchcock to be almost unknown in the States.
debutch
@BertrandRustles @colinflynn28 @theprogrammer hehe! Entertaining track, isn't it? Pleased you enjoyed it!
debutch
@mariellabg @jackietheripper @ada23 =D
debutch
@rvniko I'm looking forward to that!
debutch
@BladeRunner. ..."impressive mind"? Oh, than you Jess! That's MUCH nicer than "crackpot" or "deranged mind" which is what I normally get! Sorry about your coffe. Hope it didn't stain! ;-D
debutch
@BladeRunner ...that's "thank", not "than" :-) x
debutch
@SheRa ha!... Can't to see if you'll guess the next ones coming up!...It's gonna get tougher!
debutch
@christineb oh dear, I hope that's in a 'good'way ;-) x
debutch
@BeeBee I bet your neighbours love YOU! :-)
philipnareike
I've never heard this one before...very rock n roll...what goes on in those toilets! They are cubilcles of iniquity!
philipnareike
@debutch i'm very interested to hear what else you come up with for this...12!!! That's quite a challenge you've set yourself!
debutch
@philipnareike I know! I'm struggling already. I don't know what came over me by saying 12 !
debutch
@philipnareike ....and I never go back on my word, so I'm absolutely on a mission now...
BeeBee
They did until I discovered their vegetable patch and how soft and "dig-gable" it is!
philipnareike
@debutch But 12!! That's one away froM half an ABCof Me!!! 12!!
debutch
@BeeBee ...eeeuuuwww!!
debutch
@philipnareike ...but "ABCs" were easy! I underestimated this task!...btw, don't you think that "The Cubicles of Iniquity" would make a great band name? :-)
BladeRunner
@debutch @philipnareike that's kind of what I said him on the 1st one - quite some work ahead! but wow!!! Butch, you're creating new synapses on our minds - you must go on! it's for the good of TIMJ
debutch
@BladeRunner @philipnareike .....YES! ( staring wildly into space...) I must play with peoples' minds....turn their worlds upside down...as @kingofmen once said ( ...STIRRING background music )...My people NEED me... ;-D
philipnareike
@debutch but you can do it... I know you can....it's for the good of your fellow jammers....I once spent 3 weeks in the outer reaches of the cosmos during the cosmicspacejam... Remember @BladeRunner .....but that was easy compared with your task ....you can do it... I'm sure you can...think sideways and up and down.....think of the prize st the end of it!
debutch
@philipnareike YESSS!!!!!! I CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BladeRunner
@debutch @philipnareike I can already see the bewildered stare your eyes, Butch!!! (First time I use the word bewildered! How about that?! See? New synapses already!)
philipnareike
@BladeRunner 'Synapses' Hey! You're teaching me new words now....:) ...that reminds me...when's #WorldofScienceWeek ?
debutch
That's right Phil @philipnareike What's the world coming to when someone @BladeRunner whose native tongue is Portuguese speaks to us in English and then we have to look it up in the dictionary! hahaha! That's so cool Jess! :-D
debutch
@philipnareike We need to start #WorldofScienceWeek before the World ends, at least....
BladeRunner
@debutch @philipnareike it's the apocalypso!
philipnareike
@BladeRunner Haha! Now that's a great word! It may be the apocalypse but we are happily jiggling to the calypso beat as the world collapses around us! @debutch I know...I feel deeply ashamed....Jess, you've just taught me synapses, and what have I taught you?.....a measly bull's 'pizzle'....oh dearie me.....may the Lord have mercy on me... ...the shame of it! Haha!!
philipnareike
@debutch Okay..it's time to get sensible and intelligent...AND scientific......#WorldofScienceweek .....we'll start it when you finally finish #WHATIF ?? .....how many weeks will we have to wait then?
philipnareike
@debutch I've noticed nobody else has joined in with your #WHATIF ?? theme, and just look how successful #JackJam is.......Right! That's it.....I'm gonna do a #WHATIF ?? Jam ....one day Butch...I promise you I will.......one day......(Think! Think!....errrrrr?...hmmmm?........)
debutch
@philipnareike Well, I need to pace this one ( one every 2 or 3 days) to give me 'thinking time' , so I should finish it about a week before my birthday ( May 2nd ...ANY reason to plug it lol! ) but I'll need to have some convalescence from stress up until the big day, so .....I'll be ready sometime soon after my birthday ( ...WHICH AGAIN, IS MAY THE 2ND......Did everybody see that?? ) ;-)
debutch
@philipnareike Who else joined in #WHATIF ?? You didn't imagine it, did you?
debutch
@BladeRunner @philipnareike "apocalypso" is SUCH a great word!!...a bit better than "pizzle" I think! ;-)
debutch
@BladeRunner @philipnareike ....you know, the 3 of us will ONE DAY, start AND end a theme simultaneously. It WILL happen one day, my friends!
BladeRunner
@philipnareike @debutch huahauhau oh well, besides pizzle i've also learned the difference between saying pants or trousers! So, we may add "apocalypso" to our glossary - where we already have the infamous "goosebumping" ;)
cello_m
SO GOOD, thanks
debutch
@BladeRunner "goosebumping" is the prince of words!!
debutch
@cello_m You're welcome! :-)