That sexy dance...I've gone all stiff just thinkin' about it..and me joints have gone, too...no, missus, wait...and there endeth the Frankie Howerd interlude. A fine Jam madam. Especially relevant with Movember in mind, given Byron's pencil 'tache thingy. Be singin' this one all bloomin' night now... :-)
@heatherrings You will always be known as "snake-hips" from now on! Just trying to think how we could get both you and @florencevibert together to show @21schizoid and myself some of those moves - hips permitting. We will need industrial strength WD40 on standby for Bristow & myself :-(
@mikelowe Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...............I'd need WD40 too, and a defribrillator and oxygen tank on standby. I just had a little dance practise in front of hubby .... if his reaction is anything to go by you and @21schizoid had better stick with @florencevibert. Mind you, if you use too much WD40 you won't stick to anything. :-)
@21schizoid Oooh...ok. What do you want to try first? Papier mache? I've got a bag of matchsticks in the loft - we could stick them together and build a model of the Eiffel Tower? I think I've got some smiley face stickers. ........... What? Have I got the wrong end of the "stick"? ;-)
@heatherrings Madam, you are already the glue that has held my Jam efforts together, thus far. Now I'll leave you to explain that to all my Sufferers... ;-) x
@heatherrings@mikelowe@21schizoid Hahahaha.. Oh, my... I laughed like a fool!! Let's stick together the four of us! In a good connotation, I mean it... ;-)
@mikelowe Well me old china, I'd posted a spectacularly clever and humorously impudent, yet surprisingly urbane response, several hours ago. However, the appliance of science has dispersed it into the etherweb. Wish you'd seen it. It was truly wondrous. Might have won some literary awards, actually. In fact, from a purely aesthetic viewpoint...(continued page 357)...
@heatherrings@florencevibert@21schizoid Sorry not to have "joined in" yesterdays fun on here. I was doing my TIMJ duty out on the "front-line" at a Lanterns on the Lake gig. But I also "laughed like a fool " (that I am) when I got to see it - THANK YOU! X
@21schizoid@heatherrings@florencevibert Heather was right. But now children, I don't want you falling out over my affections, there's plenty of lourve to go around! X X X
@ian38018 Chris Spedding was the only one I knew other than BF. According to Wiki - John Wetton played bass on the album except for on the B- side of Let's stick together on which Rick Wills played. :-)
@mikelowe@heatherrings Now the fact that Uncle Mike appears to have morphed into a kissing gourami, is of little consequence. He's mine...I saw him first...and although this is of absolutely no relevance, he's loaded... xxxxxx (that'll be lots of kisses on the bottom then)...
@21schizoid Soz chuck. I've got brain ffffailure affffter a hard week at work. Just got home. Beloved beautiffful daughter has come up fffrom London fffor the weekend. She thinks I'm a bit obsessed with TIMJ and tells me offff whenever I mention it. :-) x
@21schizoid Oi! Bristow - the deal after I'd sent you the money, was that you would keep it shut about "Mikey's Millions". It's difficult enough for me sat here on the yacht in Antigua, without worrying about you "outing" me.
@heatherrings@21schizoid BTW you two still at it??? Old snake hips daughter says she's obsessed with TIMJ. OK let's just have a long cool look at this......just wondering! ;-)
@21schizoid@florencevibert@heatherrings Look folks - can I just draw your attention to my super-duper new Jam! That I've just managed to post, in between all this malarky.
@21schizoid You ok? Friday's nonsense perhaps got a bit out of hand. If the silliness went too far - I apologise. I just hope that we haven't put you off TIMJ altogether. I really hope that you're not completely jammed out. I'll promise to try and be more sensible in future. :-) x
88 Comments (since 12 Nov 2013)
heatherrings
Nice to see "Motorbikin" Chris Spedding in the video. He was born about 5 miles from here.
21schizoid
That sexy dance...I've gone all stiff just thinkin' about it..and me joints have gone, too...no, missus, wait...and there endeth the Frankie Howerd interlude. A fine Jam madam. Especially relevant with Movember in mind, given Byron's pencil 'tache thingy. Be singin' this one all bloomin' night now... :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Oooh er again! ;-) It's a fabulous track isn't it? Great SAX appeal.
florencevibert
Oh, wonderful jam Heather :-) Big thanks!
heatherrings
@florencevibert Thank you! It brings back many memories. It makes me smile from the first note. :-)
florencevibert
@heatherrings Me too! Amazing choice :-)
mariellabg
how wonderful is Bryan!
mikelowe
@heatherrings You will always be known as "snake-hips" from now on! Just trying to think how we could get both you and @florencevibert together to show @21schizoid and myself some of those moves - hips permitting. We will need industrial strength WD40 on standby for Bristow & myself :-(
heatherrings
@mariellabg7 :-)
heatherrings
@mikelowe Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...............I'd need WD40 too, and a defribrillator and oxygen tank on standby. I just had a little dance practise in front of hubby .... if his reaction is anything to go by you and @21schizoid had better stick with @florencevibert. Mind you, if you use too much WD40 you won't stick to anything. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Ah bugger it, just crash out the Loctite and let's stick together... :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Oooh...ok. What do you want to try first? Papier mache? I've got a bag of matchsticks in the loft - we could stick them together and build a model of the Eiffel Tower? I think I've got some smiley face stickers. ........... What? Have I got the wrong end of the "stick"? ;-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid :-) x
21schizoid
@heatherrings Madam, you are already the glue that has held my Jam efforts together, thus far. Now I'll leave you to explain that to all my Sufferers... ;-) x
heatherrings
@21schizoid Defo big hug time. :-) xxx
heatherrings
@21schizoid Hey... don't they make glue out of tired old nags? 'Bout right then. Lol. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Haha. Whatever happened to Shergar... ;-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Isn't he firing apprentices?
21schizoid
@heatherrings Cleverclogs... :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid :-) x
florencevibert
@heatherrings @mikelowe @21schizoid Hahahaha.. Oh, my... I laughed like a fool!! Let's stick together the four of us! In a good connotation, I mean it... ;-)
21schizoid
@mikelowe Well me old china, I'd posted a spectacularly clever and humorously impudent, yet surprisingly urbane response, several hours ago. However, the appliance of science has dispersed it into the etherweb. Wish you'd seen it. It was truly wondrous. Might have won some literary awards, actually. In fact, from a purely aesthetic viewpoint...(continued page 357)...
21schizoid
@florencevibert I agree Miss Florence of Vibert-Nightingale. The Four MustGetEars...just don't get me tickets for the movie premiere.. ;-)
florencevibert
@21schizoid Hahaha! As you wish, Mr Bristow... ;-)
heatherrings
@florencevibert @mikelowe @21schizoid Club WD40? :-)
florencevibert
@heatherrings I'm in! ;-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Most certainly, Club Foot...
lynn200
oh Bryan...*...love :)
ian38018
Thats Rick Wills in the vid playing bass, but would bet my mortgage that's John Wetton's work driving this thing along.
mikelowe
@heatherrings @florencevibert @21schizoid Sorry not to have "joined in" yesterdays fun on here. I was doing my TIMJ duty out on the "front-line" at a Lanterns on the Lake gig. But I also "laughed like a fool " (that I am) when I got to see it - THANK YOU! X
21schizoid
@mikelowe Stop kissing me, Mikey. I like it, but others are whispering...
mikelowe
@21schizoid As long as you like it - to blazes with what others are saying! X Actually that might be an X to many!
21schizoid
@mikelowe I'll take the extra one, in case you go off me sometime...
heatherrings
@lynn200 :-) Not sure about the'tache though.
heatherrings
@21schizoid Are you assuming that the whole of that first X from @mikelowe was just for you? I reckon only a third of it was for you. ;-)
mikelowe
@21schizoid @heatherrings @florencevibert Heather was right. But now children, I don't want you falling out over my affections, there's plenty of lourve to go around! X X X
mikelowe
Oops - Or even LURVE!! It's late, I'm outta here.
heatherrings
@ian38018 Chris Spedding was the only one I knew other than BF. According to Wiki - John Wetton played bass on the album except for on the B- side of Let's stick together on which Rick Wills played. :-)
heatherrings
@mikelowe xxx back to you with a bonus hug :-)
mikelowe
@heatherrings Ahh, ta chuck :-))
21schizoid
@mikelowe @heatherrings Now the fact that Uncle Mike appears to have morphed into a kissing gourami, is of little consequence. He's mine...I saw him first...and although this is of absolutely no relevance, he's loaded... xxxxxx (that'll be lots of kisses on the bottom then)...
heatherrings
@21schizoid Whose bottom? 8-O
heatherrings
@21schizoid xxxxxx :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Whoever has the best one, of course... ;-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Ha ha. That rules me out then. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Please be patient madam. As foreman of the judging panel, I simply point out we haven't looked over all the photos yet...
heatherrings
@21schizoid Lol. You are priceless. Your little communications certainly cheer a girl (ahem) up on a long Friday afternoon. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Girl Ffffriday you say?!? Ffffunkin' 'el fire... ;-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid ?????
21schizoid
@heatherrings girl...Friday...TIMJ Ffffunky Ffffriday...c'mon missus, work with me here... :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Soz chuck. I've got brain ffffailure affffter a hard week at work. Just got home. Beloved beautiffful daughter has come up fffrom London fffor the weekend. She thinks I'm a bit obsessed with TIMJ and tells me offff whenever I mention it. :-) x
21schizoid
@heatherrings Ha! You just tell her to mind her own fffunkin' bizo!! :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Nooo - she's lovely really. I'm biased, of course, but everyone who knows her says the same. Hubs and I must have got something right. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Cool. I'm sure to bump into her on TIMA (This is My Arthritis) in about 20 years time... :-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Ha ha. Clumsy old Mr B. What will you be trying to dance to in 2033? :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings Probably a clothes horse, that I could swear looked like a woman...should have gone to Specsavers... :-)
mikelowe
@21schizoid Oi! Bristow - the deal after I'd sent you the money, was that you would keep it shut about "Mikey's Millions". It's difficult enough for me sat here on the yacht in Antigua, without worrying about you "outing" me.
21schizoid
@mikelowe Oh shut up you tart. Now pass me the caviar, I've just rubbed me Ambre Solaire on...
mikelowe
@heatherrings @21schizoid BTW you two still at it??? Old snake hips daughter says she's obsessed with TIMJ. OK let's just have a long cool look at this......just wondering! ;-)
mikelowe
@21schizoid Gloomy, miserable, damp, cold, lonely Friday night in Glasgow again huh?
21schizoid
@mikelowe Now see here...yup...
heatherrings
@mikelowe @21schizoid Hmmm......daughter may have a point. I'm not usually this chatty. ... but I've had a couple of glasses of wine.............
heatherrings
@21schizoid Ambre Solaire? Are you as loaded as Mr Animal? What's wrong with good old chip fat? ;-)
heatherrings
@21schizoid Beef dripping! Has the additional bonus of making you more attractive to the local wildlife. :-)
21schizoid
@heatherrings a couple of glasses of wine???
florencevibert
@mikelowe @heatherrings @21schizoid Oh, my... That is amazing! Hahahaha... A big hug for you three :-) You are wonderful people! x
mikelowe
@florencevibert :-)) x
heatherrings
@21schizoid Yes. Just a couple. I rarely drink these days. Honest guv. Making coffee now. Kenyan. :-)
florencevibert
@mikelowe :D ;) x
mikelowe
@heatherrings Ahh coffee, now you're talking - one sugar for me please
heatherrings
@florencevibert Hi Florence! :-) x
21schizoid
@heatherrings You have a Kenyan making coffee. Rather decadent...
21schizoid
@florencevibert Don't get involved in this Florence. It'll all end in tears... ;-)
heatherrings
@florencevibert Sorry - forgot the hug. Big hug x
florencevibert
@heatherrings Hello to you, Heather! :-) How are you going? x
florencevibert
@heatherrings Haha, don't worry! ;-)
mikelowe
@21schizoid @florencevibert @heatherrings - Group hug time? \0/
florencevibert
@21schizoid Oh, don't say that! That would be a shame... ;-)
florencevibert
@21schizoid @heatherrings @mikelowe Yeees! Hug time! :O x
heatherrings
@mikelowe Hi Mike! :-) x
heatherrings
@21schizoid :-P
heatherrings
@mikelowe Sugar? Aren't you sweet enough? ;-)
mikelowe
@heatherrings YO, Heather! Sweet enough? err probably! - but I don't take any in tea. Well of course you already knew that ;-)
mikelowe
@21schizoid @florencevibert @heatherrings Look folks - can I just draw your attention to my super-duper new Jam! That I've just managed to post, in between all this malarky.
mikelowe
@heatherrings I think the thought of a group hug has driven Bristow off!! That or he's just slid off his chair in a scotch mist, aka alcohol haze
heatherrings
@mikelowe He must have used to much suntan oil or WD40.
PeteLaberge
Cool song, but sadly vimeo does not play up here. you get about 20 seconds, and it dies.
heatherrings
@21schizoid You ok? Friday's nonsense perhaps got a bit out of hand. If the silliness went too far - I apologise. I just hope that we haven't put you off TIMJ altogether. I really hope that you're not completely jammed out. I'll promise to try and be more sensible in future. :-) x