13 Comments (since 8 Jun 2012)
I was dancing to Call Me Maybe in a friend's front room last night at about 1:30 am, and doing my "It's about discovering how amazing penises are" rant.
Love this version of the song. So well done.
whaaaaaaaaa?! this is ridiculously awesome.
What has bewildered me about Carly Rae Jepsen is that I assumed that she was about 15, when she's actually 26.
@louispattison Yes, me too. Her being a teen is based on my "MORNING AFTER FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND WHICH IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD! HURRAH FOR COCK!" reading, whilst her being 26 underlies a mate of my "THIS IS SOMEONE WHO GENUINELY HAD NO IDEA IT WAS POSSIBLE TO FEEL LIKE THIS FOR AN EXTENDED TIME, AND NOW IS HYPERGOOFY AS A 26 YEAR OLD" reading.
Still thinking about pop too much for no money!
More on the cock reading, please.
@Alex-Spencer PENISES ARE AMAZING!
@kierongillen That's what ... maternal parent ... etc.
@kierongillen Never stop! (the bit about "thinking about pop", not the cock reading, I should elucidate)
@louispattison Sadly, 59% of my readings of songs are about penises. :(
@kierongillen A full 1% less than the amount which actually are.
Sorry, but fuck this. THIS FOREVER: http://jokersintrousers.bandcamp.com/track/give-me-scabies
yeah, dance, dance.