. . . so after I left the nunnery I continued my life of celibacy (and abstinance from anything fun, intoxicating, exciting, marginally enjoyable or slightly disgusting). I have employed a crack team of lawyers to sue the pants off anyone who claims to have seen me down the pub, dancing on tables or wearing anything other than a jilbab. I do have a doppelganger - and I want this fact widely publicised. Anyways - the only thing I can say about this jam is - Ok then Wayne - I'll get me coat!!! #PunkWeek   44

lindatee 26 Sep 2013

#ValentinesDay   17

BertrandRustles 14 Feb 2015

#ABCsOfMe 'X' is for "X RATED" Mega-Apologies to all jammers  of  a refined  &  sensitive nature for this GROSS jam but you see, I had a dilemma here....choosing an 'X' jam & I'm sure that 'The XX', 'XTC' & 'X-Ray Spex' have all been done. The only things I could come up with were this ditty by the Godfather of crass OR something from the 'X Factor'...YES, I KNOW!!!...the decision more or less made itself, I think! haha! I think that, as a support act, I saw County perform live twice...once as a man and once as a woman ( That's 'Wayne / Jayne' I'm talking about here, NOT me!!) ..and the main thing I remember is that 'Wayne' had more brawls & fisticuffs with the audience than 'Jayne' did.....An interesting experiment but one where the results were most commendable for women everywhere HaHaHa!!!   25

debutch 14 Dec 2014

Extreme measures being taken here to fend off the Christmas cheer.   2

lukeduggan2006 18 Dec 2013