In the spirit of starting the year as you mean to go on, here's something from my go-to list of Happy Songs. I think it's the steel drums that do it.
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Other English names for Japanese knotweed include fleeceflower, Himalayan fleece vine, monkeyweed, monkey fungus, Hancock's curse, elephant ears, pea shooters, DONKEY RHUBARB (although it is not a rhubarb), sally rhubarb, Japanese bamboo, American bamboo, and Mexican bamboo (though it is not a bamboo).
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