What people said about philipnareike’s jam Beyond the Law

21 Comments (since 31 Jul 2014)

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

Why thank you @philipnareike you are way too generous. I shudder with delight at the thought of all the naughtiness I can now get up to without looking over my shoulder ;) My DI took the office out for breakfast recently and asked me what my plans were and I informed him that I would be running a house of disrepute with discounts for the Emergency Services - the expression on his face was priceless...

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

Joking aside though I worked with a Chief Inspector who retired and moved to Spain. Him and his partner set up a S& M parlour - trye story

6 years, 6 months ago

BladeRunner

@MadameZia ohhh I loved your answer and the story is absolutely outrageous - "however, there is sexual abuse" made me laugh out loud!!!

6 years, 6 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia haha..... Well I never! Did you have any idea?!? 'Madame zia's parlour'has a certain ring to it but I would say keep to the taxidermy to keep you occupied..... ;)

6 years, 6 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia I have to ask.......did the chief inspector look a bit like frank bough?

6 years, 6 months ago

christineb

@MadameZia Well, at least they are having fun~

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike ha no - but he was a little Jewish portly grey haired chap with a small goatee

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@christineb indeed - and I've always been told that one should work as to what one enjoys...

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@BladeRunner I'm pleased it tickled you :) x

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike no I had absolutely no idea... Nowt as queer as folk eh?

6 years, 6 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia But at least nobody's getting hurt...(well, not against their will) ....there are far far worse pastimes people get up to in secret. Hope you can enjoy yourself a bit more now and find something you enjoy doing.....23 years is a long time to be doing the same thing.....(must've been interesting though)

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

Don't get me wrong Phil I've really enjoyed my job and I'm really sad to give it up - however I've been doing it since I was 19 and now it's time to put the family first :) I do have some interesting tales but some that wouldn't be appropriate to share...

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

Psst @philipnareike thank you so much for the dedication - it means a lot - love hugs and kisses x x

6 years, 6 months ago

debutch

Great choice!

6 years, 6 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia Thanks. That's okay...glad you like it....I had this album on cassette a long time ago but haven't really played it in a long time. Hope you'll be happier now...we all need a change once in a while...Sometimes I wish I could quit my job but I'm self-employed so it would be a bit difficult..maybe I'll fire myself! :)

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike I have always been told there is an 'exit door' jajaja

6 years, 6 months ago

philipnareike

@MadameZia I'm in a quandary...I've got too many crime jams up my sleeve and I don't know which to put out there.....deadly serious? or funny?

6 years, 6 months ago

jackietheripper

errrr, @MadameZia, Scotland Yard?

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@philipnareike do one of each

6 years, 6 months ago

MadameZia

@jackietheripper you'd better believe it...!