What people said about philipnareike’s jam ''Come to Britain''

33 Comments (since 12 Aug 2014)

6 years, 5 months ago

Astromonkey

"Right Candy, gently fondle the Beefeater's spear".

6 years, 5 months ago

lindatee

What a wonderful piece of film- And that BBC voice! I like Candy's outfit. I'm going to wear something similar when I carvort around London Bridge. I think you should too.

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@lindatee @Astromonkey Nice 'action shots' too ...Candy's a true professional .....and she looks great in orange Linda

6 years, 5 months ago

lindatee

@philipnareike I saw it as a red skirt - but when you're a young showgirl you can pull off any colour i'd imagine!

6 years, 5 months ago

Astromonkey

@philipnareike Yes, lovely big basket too.

6 years, 5 months ago

Avante

Just as I remember it! And look... Agneta and Frida have packed their little bags.

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@lindatee we'll have to agree on orangey red..yes, I think she'd even make Bastos grin..

6 years, 5 months ago

thesunneversets

If it hadn't been for this video... we'd still be living in beautiful British Columbia right now! We wuz had.

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

*books flight*

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper I've arranged for Candy to be waiting at the airport for a Mr. J. Ripper ....she'll show you around town...

6 years, 5 months ago

olivier1

Brilliant. Mr Futter used to supply my father in law with raven feathers from the Tower (really). I'm not sure it gets any more tenuous than that but that's two jams in a row. What do I win? ;-)

6 years, 5 months ago

AlicejustMay

@olivier1 Mr Futter! Do names even exist like that now?

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@olivier1 Really. So you have a connection to Gilbert Futter...I just need to ask ....what were the raven feathers used for? And yes you win a prize... .a night out with Candy the windmill showgirl ....she's a busy girl..

6 years, 5 months ago

BladeRunner

Joining @jackietheripper ... Exhilarating!!!

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@Avante Yes, it really is great here....we will welcome one all, rats included.....but just remember Benny has been banned from coming after what he did in Buckingham Palace last time he was here.....I just saw a poster on the Underground with his mugshot and the title: 'EUROPE'S MOST WANTED. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS RAT?'

6 years, 5 months ago

DavidShepherd

There's more to Britain than London and Beefeaters. Like Birmingham for instance. http://youtu.be/EoHVO1eSMFc

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

First thing I want to do (after we get some fish and chips) is take the Jack The Ripper tour! Then I want to go mess with the Royal Guards! I hope Candy is up for it..

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@DavidShepherd That's absolutely FANTASTIC! I love the way you never actually see Telly in Birmingham

6 years, 5 months ago

DavidShepherd

@philipnareike I think he's still going around the impressive ring road.

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper Candy's up for anything........... .....Well, the Royal Guards enjoy being messed with...that's what they're there for....they're trained to take shit off tourists from all nations.....TOUGH they are...but friendly........don't get too close to the Camilla though

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

Can you get me close to Princess Kate?

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper Haha....that can be arranged.....It's actually quite easy to break into the Palace ....I can get you through a hole I cut in the security fence the other night, then you just put on busby hat and costume as a disguise..... you can buy them here..... http://www.fancydressbash.co.uk/bearskin-busby-hat-for-adults-sanc-4539r-4531-p.asp then you're in.....

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

Haha, that's great! Can I get him to show me around?!

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

He had to pee on the corgi food! lol

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper Haha....he sang God Save The Queen http://youtu.be/TWNL6Wzlle8

6 years, 5 months ago

olivier1

@philipnareike Me and Candy on a date? Boy oh boy, she'd better start taking the Sanatogen right now. Raven quills are used (not so much now) in period harpsichords to pluck the strings - the ravens at the Tower regularly have their wing feathers thinned so they can't fly away and fulfil the apocalyptic prophesy. Futter used to supply feathers to my pa-in-law who works with harpsichords. Et voila!

6 years, 5 months ago

olivier1

@AlicejustMay God I hope so ;-)

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@olivier1 Wow! Thanks for that info...very interesting...... Re: Candy.....she'll be available right after she's shown @jackietheripper around old London town

6 years, 5 months ago

jackietheripper

I think they should knight that guy!

6 years, 5 months ago

debutch

@jackietheripper You'd like to eat fish 'n' chips and THEN go on the 'Jack the Ripper ' tour? .....jeez, I hope you have a strong stomach!!

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper Hey...you'll like this...by The Mighty Sparrow... I jammed it last year, about Sir Michael Fagan Great PhilJam too ...you'll like it too @decarter nice lyrics.....he soiled poor Queenie's bed linen!

6 years, 5 months ago

philipnareike

@jackietheripper @decarter Here http://youtu.be/ekhiZ_bZQNs