46 Comments (since 16 Sep 2014)
Sarah Brightman was once asked what she saw in ALW other than his money and her answer is not suitable for print here
@MadameZia He looks like a schoolboy here....What did she say? I'd like to know
@philipnareike let's just say that it wasn't very ladylike...
@philipnareike I'm no lady so...she said he had a big cock. I'm paraphrasing.
@Astromonkey Oh Lord! Bringing your filthy talk around here! Wash yer mouth out with carbolic soap boy!
@philipnareike Ain't nobody got time for that!
@Astromonkey Hahaha.....Will you be doing a barbeque? Cold Pops for dessert?
@Astromonkey !! @philipnareike he's right though that's what she said
@MadameZia No point beating around the bush, love, know wot I mean?
@philipnareike Sweet Jeezus it's a fiyah!
@Astromonkey you're right life's too short but I do attempt to exercise a little decorum every once in a while
@MadameZia Aye, in the right circumstances, but it was Phil - much easier just to get it out as quickly as possible.
@Astromonkey @MadameZia Well, I've learnt something new today...thanks ever so much......I'm feeling a little queasy now...
@philipnareike @MadameZia Quite, a naked ALW is not an image I want to linger on...
@Astromonkey @philipnareike what about his brother Julian? He's a smidgeon more easier on the eye...
@Astromonkey @philipnareike the male equivalent of a belle laide may be
@MadameZia Apparently his is even bigger.............I'M TALKING ABOUT HIS CELLO FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
@philipnareike I am not I repeat NOT going to me drawn into this conversation! It'll get out of hand like CodGate
@MadameZia Hmm, maybe if you wear dark glasses and squint he might be easier on the eye...
@philipnareike I heard he's a good fiddler too.
@Astromonkey rose tinted beer goggles - but it would be off putting wouldn't it knowing what you would have to endure... Eye-watering in fact
@MadameZia You've lost me, can you be more explicit?
@Astromonkey Hahaha!
@MadameZia Close your eyes hard and think of his bulging wad!
@Astromonkey afraid not I refer to my above comment where I will not be sucked in by the topic of conversation... You're a bad man
@philipnareike I think that's what Debbie McGee does with Paul Daniels... See look what you've me do!
@MadameZia No, what Debbie does with Paul is MAGIC!
@Astromonkey I understood she did Dallas
@MadameZia You're not supposed to know about that sort of thing!!
@Astromonkey I don't! Canteen gossip from a long time ago...
@MadameZia Yeah, yeah,yeah....
@Astromonkey @MadameZia Debbie never even spat out the lumpy gristly bits either...... (sorry I think that could be part of the wrong conversation)
@MadameZia It was mention of the school canteen that did it
@philipnareike of course it was
@MadameZia Did you know they did a Debbie Does Dallas Musical?
@philipnareike and why exactly would I know something like that!?
@philipnareike With an orchestra of skin flutes?
@MadameZia Touche! Sorry, I meant touchy!
@Astromonkey I'm off! And I'm flouncing and everything!
@MadameZia Bye...enjoy your lunch
@MadameZia MwahXXX
@philipnareike I can't stop laughing - snigger actually - at what you wrote, while I stare at the background (again).... my biggest concern: no harm will be done to the dogs!
@BladeRunner I believe Balmoral is to become a home for bewildered Scottish alcoholics. Don't worry.....the corgis can look after themselves..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190577/Queens-corgis-maul-Beatrices-dog-Balmoral-Terriers-ear-nearly-bitten-attack.html
@philipnareike kkkkkkkkkkkkkk the littles one are fierce!!! ah yeah... the castle will be trashed down! hahahaha
good grief, leave that poor girl alone!
@jackietheripper Who? The Queen or Madame Zia?
46 Comments (since 16 Sep 2014)
MadameZia
Sarah Brightman was once asked what she saw in ALW other than his money and her answer is not suitable for print here
philipnareike
@MadameZia He looks like a schoolboy here....What did she say? I'd like to know
MadameZia
@philipnareike let's just say that it wasn't very ladylike...
Astromonkey
@philipnareike I'm no lady so...she said he had a big cock. I'm paraphrasing.
philipnareike
@Astromonkey Oh Lord! Bringing your filthy talk around here! Wash yer mouth out with carbolic soap boy!
Astromonkey
@philipnareike Ain't nobody got time for that!
philipnareike
@Astromonkey Hahaha.....Will you be doing a barbeque? Cold Pops for dessert?
MadameZia
@Astromonkey !! @philipnareike he's right though that's what she said
Astromonkey
@MadameZia No point beating around the bush, love, know wot I mean?
Astromonkey
@philipnareike Sweet Jeezus it's a fiyah!
MadameZia
@Astromonkey you're right life's too short but I do attempt to exercise a little decorum every once in a while
Astromonkey
@MadameZia Aye, in the right circumstances, but it was Phil - much easier just to get it out as quickly as possible.
philipnareike
@Astromonkey @MadameZia Well, I've learnt something new today...thanks ever so much......I'm feeling a little queasy now...
Astromonkey
@philipnareike @MadameZia Quite, a naked ALW is not an image I want to linger on...
MadameZia
@Astromonkey @philipnareike what about his brother Julian? He's a smidgeon more easier on the eye...
MadameZia
@Astromonkey @philipnareike the male equivalent of a belle laide may be
philipnareike
@MadameZia Apparently his is even bigger.............I'M TALKING ABOUT HIS CELLO FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
MadameZia
@philipnareike I am not I repeat NOT going to me drawn into this conversation! It'll get out of hand like CodGate
Astromonkey
@MadameZia Hmm, maybe if you wear dark glasses and squint he might be easier on the eye...
Astromonkey
@philipnareike I heard he's a good fiddler too.
MadameZia
@Astromonkey rose tinted beer goggles - but it would be off putting wouldn't it knowing what you would have to endure... Eye-watering in fact
Astromonkey
@MadameZia You've lost me, can you be more explicit?
philipnareike
@Astromonkey Hahaha!
philipnareike
@MadameZia Close your eyes hard and think of his bulging wad!
MadameZia
@Astromonkey afraid not I refer to my above comment where I will not be sucked in by the topic of conversation... You're a bad man
MadameZia
@philipnareike I think that's what Debbie McGee does with Paul Daniels... See look what you've me do!
Astromonkey
@MadameZia No, what Debbie does with Paul is MAGIC!
MadameZia
@Astromonkey I understood she did Dallas
Astromonkey
@MadameZia You're not supposed to know about that sort of thing!!
MadameZia
@Astromonkey I don't! Canteen gossip from a long time ago...
Astromonkey
@MadameZia Yeah, yeah,yeah....
philipnareike
@Astromonkey @MadameZia Debbie never even spat out the lumpy gristly bits either...... (sorry I think that could be part of the wrong conversation)
philipnareike
@MadameZia It was mention of the school canteen that did it
MadameZia
@philipnareike of course it was
philipnareike
@MadameZia Did you know they did a Debbie Does Dallas Musical?
MadameZia
@philipnareike and why exactly would I know something like that!?
Astromonkey
@philipnareike With an orchestra of skin flutes?
Astromonkey
@MadameZia Touche! Sorry, I meant touchy!
MadameZia
@Astromonkey I'm off! And I'm flouncing and everything!
philipnareike
@MadameZia Bye...enjoy your lunch
Astromonkey
@MadameZia MwahXXX
BladeRunner
@philipnareike I can't stop laughing - snigger actually - at what you wrote, while I stare at the background (again).... my biggest concern: no harm will be done to the dogs!
philipnareike
@BladeRunner I believe Balmoral is to become a home for bewildered Scottish alcoholics. Don't worry.....the corgis can look after themselves..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2190577/Queens-corgis-maul-Beatrices-dog-Balmoral-Terriers-ear-nearly-bitten-attack.html
BladeRunner
@philipnareike kkkkkkkkkkkkkk the littles one are fierce!!! ah yeah... the castle will be trashed down! hahahaha
jackietheripper
good grief, leave that poor girl alone!
philipnareike
@jackietheripper Who? The Queen or Madame Zia?