Surfin' USM by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
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but leonwebster was first
'When you're young you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24, 25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard'.
RIP Jon Fat Beast.
You Fat Bastard
Actually no, this one.
