I know this is a little unseasonal, but I'm off to the snowy Austrian Alps tomorrow and this seemed quite fun - in a very slit-your-wrists non-cheerful way :-)
"I ate Chinese food on Christmas day you kicked me out
cause I told the kids that Santa's sleigh did not exist
I was drunk and you got pissed
but anyway.... have a very Merry Christmas
Is it worth it now to walk on back?
I've walked on by a dozen times
and that's no lie
my lips are chapped
my nose is red
my tears are ice
but anyway.... Feliz Navidad and all that.
I'm walking through the town square
singing Christmas carols to myself
It's so lonely and it's cold
and i cannot feel my toes
but it feels more like i'm burnin' in hell
Hows the turkey hows the ham
I can't finish my Moo goo gai pan
but that's not all they cut me off from alcohol
but anyways ... you go on and deck the halls"