True story: a little while back an American artist called Twigs was threatening to sue FKA Twigs over her name, so we had to emergency-rename her on our website to FKA. Since FKA stands for "Formerly Known As", by my count she was temporarily Formerly Known As Formerly Known As Formerly Known As Twigs. That silliness thankfully got sorted out, but anyway I saw her live last night for the second time this year and she endeared herself greatly to me by talking about how her mum had made her catsuit when she was 13 and generally being really sweet and unspoilt. The End.
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