Lord Kitchener was a very naughty man.
Dr Kitch, it's terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle
Top quality calypso filth.
I know that #NaughtyWeek has long since passed but I simply cannot resist some risque calypso.
Greetings from Trinidad and time for some calypso.
I have a feeling Dr Kitch may have been struck off by the General Medical Council For misuse of patient trust