i cherish with fondness the day before i met you.
"I cherish, with fondness, the day (before) I met you"
Work is slow, compiling my year in lists that nobody else will ever care about.
'You said 'send me stationary to make me horny so I always write you letters in multicolours.'
#TBT
I've only ever kept one resolution. It was when I resolved to stop making resolutions. I know, yeah? Well meta. 2