“"Hurdle with a girdle/Squirtle with the curdle" (Not really)”
"Hurdle with a girdle/Squirtle with the curdle" (Not really)
Lyrics Born on rhymes, Maury Povich on viola, Berry Gordy on organ, and Joe Torre on chimes
I don't know what happens at the end, but I bet it's why there are no Circuit City stores anymore.