Years before she made a living by falling off stages, Madonna came up with catchy ditties with videos where she'd dance around in her nightie snogging a black Jesus statue that's come to life, and burning giant crosses in the style of the KKK. America seemed to find this shocking at the time; I just laugh, as the scene with the crying statue reminds me of Del Boy's scam in Fools and Horses. Good song, though.