One of the best Christmas songs, that nobody except me seems to remember. Jing-a-ling-a-ling, a-ling-ling.   1

colly 24 Dec 2012

"Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

coryvowell 26 Nov 2013

"Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together."

dyavers 17 Dec 2012

Total Christmas Vibe   1

msredbare 15 Dec 2013