You can go with the crazy people in the Crooked House You can fly away on the Rocket or spin in the Mouse The Tunnel Of Love might amuse you Noah's Ark might confuse you But let me take my chances on the Wall Of Death
You can waste your time on the other ride, this is the nearest to being alive.
Not sure that's actually Linda in the video, but I wish it were.
This has been stuck in my head since I saw Richard Thompson at the RFH on Sunday.