I always chuckle when I hear this song because it reminds me of my best friends bachelor party. I drilled and tapped a 3/4 x 10 eye bolt into a bowling ball and strung a chain through it and padlocked the other end to the groom's-to-be ankle. He wore it most of the night. He was a good sport about it once he was sufficiently drunk. I'm not sure his wife has forgiven me yet!