I have deep love for Stephen Colbert, and this song is the perfect mockery of materialism. Have a listen!
I just spent the last three days selling my pottery at a Holiday Art Fair with non-stop Christmas tunes. This expresses how I'm feeling right now perfectly.
Perfect way to get into the holiday season!
"Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered
Please save my family and make this a standard"
Ironically, this is the only song that has me geeked for christmas.
Beat it into them fellas!