Madonna songs with similes for titles are the best songs.
Rather noisy cover version no.2
Otherwise known as the song that inspired my (never-realised) plan to start a covers band doing Madonna songs in the style of Mudhoney - Mudhonna.
the Teenage Fanclub version of Like A Virgin
Me in my Madonna t-shirt today = the embodiment of this cover
Madonna cover #2. Original here: http://youtu.be/zHW5RVvg2v4