



THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE by The Laziest Men on Mars
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Over fifteen years later, this still makes me laugh. It's both ha ha funny and disturbingly funny, which is perhaps my favorite kind of funny. If you don't know the story behind it, back in the 1990s a guy named "Lowtax" presented transcripts he made from chat forums where he pranked or duped naive people into believing various scenarios. In one instance, he convinced a New Zealander who went by "Corn_Boy" into believing that Lowtax was a robot programmer. Corn_Boy asked to chat with one of Lowtax's robots, and posing as a robot, Lowtax convinced Corn_Boy that the robot began malfunctioning and killed Lowtax, and that the robot was coming for him next. Typing it out like this now, that doesn't sound at all funny. Actually reads depressing and sadistic, but humor is kinda funny like that sometimes. Someone always has to be the one to slip on the banana peel, for humor to work. The New Zealander named himself Corn_Boy. He had it comin.
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