Foreign Object by The Mountain Goats
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Starrcade '83 jam. I really like this version.
Strike funny poses, keep my weapon hand low
Whip my head around a little, get blood on the front row
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Things I love about this song: Stabbing, baritone sax, and John Darnielle. Did I mention stabbing?
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I will personally stab you in the eye with a foreign object.
A little late to the party on the new Mountain Goats album, but it's a good one!
The cheeriest song I can think of about visiting violence upon another person. My favorite line is "I personally will stab you in the eye with a foreign object," though the derby girl in me feels this couplet deeply: "One of these days my legs will both snap like twigs / If you can't beat 'em make 'em bleed like pigs."
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