Thanks to @abigail.deeks for the Smiths today (and lots more besides). Here's my favourite of theirs.
"Keats and Yeats are on your side
But you lose because Wilde is on mine"
this just popped into my head :)
This is probably an odd choice to cheer me up when I feel rubbish yet it never fails.
Graveyard Jam #6. That last one leads well into my favorite and last one.