Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad by Tommy Cooper
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'Don't jump off the roof, Dad You'll make a hole in the yard Mother's just planted petunias The weeding and seeding was hard If you must end it all, Dad Won't you please give us a break Just take a walk down the park, Dad And there you can jump in the lake.' That's beautiful, that is. [sniffs]
